Oh, Boy! Another SEX SURVEY!!!
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ericdabear, via isarma
HAD SEX?: Yes
HAD ORAL SEX?: Yes
HAD ANAL SEX?: Yes
USED MORE THAN 3 POSITIONS DURING SEX?: Yes
DEVOTED A WHOLE DAY TO SEX?: Yes
HAD NOISE COMPLAINTS FROM NEIGHBORS DURING A SEX SESSION?: Not that I remember. From housemates, though.
RECEIVED OPEN PRAISE FOR SEXUAL TECHNIQUE?: Of course
WRITTEN AN EROTIC STORY?: Yes
FALLEN OR LOST BALANCE DURING SEX?: Not that I recall
BROUGHT YOUR PARTNER TO CLIMAX USING ONLY HANDS?: Yes
BROUGHT YOUR PARTNER TO CLIMAX USING ONLY MOUTH?: Yes
HAD SEX WHILE TOTALLY DRESSED?: Yes
HAD SEX STANDING UP?: Yes
EROTICALLY LICKED FEET OR SUCKED TOES?: No... not my thing
HAD SEX DURING YOUR "MONTHLY VISIT"?: Yes
USED WHIPPED CREAM/SOFT CHOCOLATE EROTICALLY?: Yes, to both
USED ICE EROTICALLY?: Yes... frozen ...er, natural female lubricant... looks ...interesting
USED HOT MELTED WAX EROTICALLY?: Yes
SHAVED YOUR PUBIC HAIR?: Yes... and much prefer depilatories, or waxing
USED A SEX TOY?: Yes
USED A VIBRATOR?: Yes
USED AN INANIMATE OBJECT (BOTTLE, CANDLE, HAIRBRUSH, ETC)?: All of the above, and then some. I was stupid back in those days, though. Now, my rule is, no glass. Unless it's one of those cool Pyrex dildos...
USED AN INANIMATE OBJECT WHILE HAVING SEX WITH A PARTNER?: Yes
OBTAINED MONEY OR A FAVOR FOR SEX?: Not really, although I've done both as part of a scene
PAID OR GRANTED A FAVOR FOR SEX?: Not specifically. But fucking me is likely to put you in a more positive light if I have the opportunity to grant either of those things.
GIVEN SEX IN SYMPATHY?: Yes
HAD SEX WITH A VIRGIN?: Yes
EVER CHEATED ON SOMEONE?: Yes, my first husband, with Fig
HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE 10 YEARS OLDER/YOUNGER THAN YOU?: Probably both, but I'm not sure exact ages.
HAD SEX WITH YOUR LANDLORD?: No, but I did flirt with her son.
HAD SEX WITH A TEACHER?: No
HAD SEX WITH A BOSS?: No
HAD SEX WITH A RELATIVE?: No
HAD SEX WITH TWO MEMBERS OF THE SAME FAMILY?: Yes
HAD SEX WITH TWINS?: No
HAD HOMOSEXUAL SEX?: Not yet. :(
HAD SEX WITH A PET?: No
HAD SEX WITH A FARM ANIMAL?: No
HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE THE SAME DAY THAT YOU MET THEM?: Yes
HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE WHOSE NAME YOU DIDN'T KNOW?: Yes
HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU NEVER SPOKE TO/SPOKE DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?: No
HAD MORE THAN 10 SEXUAL PARTNERS?: Yes
HAD MORE THAN 100 SEXUAL PARTNERS?: No
HAD TWO SEPERATE SEXUAL PARTNERS WITHIN 24 HOURS?: Yes
HAD A MENAGE-A-TROIS?: Yes
HAD GROUP SEX (MORE THAN 3)?: Do Trey's Dens of Iniquity count?
PARTICIPATED IN A SWAP/SWINGING CLUB?: No
HAD TWO REGULAR PARTNERS AT THE SAME TIME?: Yes
HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?: Yes
IF SO, WHERE?: State park, outside, broad daylight, lots of people (see above question about having sex while fully clothed)
HAD SEX OUTDOORS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?: Oh... umm... guess I answered that already
HAD SEX ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING?: No... but we tried... couldn't get the elevator to go there
HAD SEX IN A STATIONARY CAR?: Yeah... I was amazed we could pull it off. Have you seen how small my car is?
HAD SEX IN A MOVING CAR?: Does head count? Masturbation? Being so excited at what the other person is doing that you cum without touching yourself? 'Cause I've done all THAT...
ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB?: Sadly, no
HAD SEX OUTDOORS AT NIGHT?: Yes
HAD TWO SEXUAL PARTNERS AT THE SAME TIME UNAWARE OF EACH OTHER?: I don't think so
HAD SEX IN THE HOSTS BEDROOM WHILE A DAY GUEST (PARTY/SOCIAL VISIT)?: Not that I recall.
HAD SEX IN THE HOSTS BEDROOM WHILE AN OVERNIGHT GUEST?: Yes
HAD SEX IN PUBLIC ROOM WHILE AN OVERNIGHT GUEST (KITCHEN, ETC)?: Not that I recall, but probably
HAD SEX AT YOUR OFFICE OR OTHER WORK AREA?: Heh. Yes. And all that time, Jeff thought everyone else was having the orgies.
MET PARTNER DURING WORK HOURS TO HAVE SEX?: Absolutely.
HAD SEX IN PUBLIC RESTROOM?: Yes
HAD SEX ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION?: No
HAD SEX IN A DARK THEATRE?: I think I got fingered to climax once...
HAD SEX IN THE WATER?: Yes
HAD SEX IN AN ELEVATOR?: Head, but no intercourse
HAD SEX IN A CEMETERY?: No, but I'd love to do that someday
HAD SEX IN A STORE DRESSING ROOM?: Head
USED ALCOHOL TO LOWER RESISTANCE TO SEXUAL ADVANCES?: Yeah, like I need that... I've done it to enhance my response, though
ALLOWED YOURSELF TO BE FELT UP BY A STRANGER?: Sometimes. Depends on the stranger.
LOOKED AT A NUDE MAGAZINE?: Yes
LOOKED AT AN EXPLICIT MAGAZINE (ACTUAL SEX ACTS)?: Yes
SEEN A LIVE STRIPPER?: Yes... my ex bought me a lap dance. She was hot.
SEEN A LIVE SEX SHOW?: No
WATCHED SOMEONE HAVING SEX WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE?: No
SHOWERED WITH A PARTNER?: Yes
FLASHED SOMEONE (BREASTS, GENITAL, MOONED)?: Often
STREAKED WITH A GROUP OF SIX OR MORE?: I don't think so... do gatherings count?
STRIPPED FOR SOMEONE?: Yes
STRIPPED FOR A GROUP OF 3 OR MORE?: Not in the sexy way... again, do gatherings count? Or high school locker rooms, for that matter.
PARTICIPATED AT A NUDE BEACH OR NUDIST CAMP?: No
BEEN THE ONLY NUDE PERSON IN A GROUP OF 3 OR MORE?: Yes
PLAYED STRIP POKER (OR A SIMILAR GAME INVOLVING NUDITY)?: No
SHOWERED WHILE SOMEONE WATCHED?: Yes
MASTURBATED?: Yes
MASTURBATED WHILE SOMEONE WATCHED?: Yes
MASTURBATED FOR A GROUP OF 3 OR MORE PEOPLE?: Hmmm... not really... although I was once lying on the couch, being surreptitiously masturbated in a room full of people
MASTURBATED COVERTLY IN PUBLIC?: Yes... believe it or not, with my parents, on a road trip
HAD SEX WHILE YOU KNEW SOMEONE WAS WATCHING?: Yes
BEEN WALKED IN ON WHILE HAVING SEX?: Not that I recall
WALKED IN ON SOMEONE HAVING SEX?: Not that I recall
HAD PHONE SEX?: Yes
WATCHED A PORN VIDEO WITH A SEXUAL PARTNER?: Yes
BEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHER FOR A NUDE PHOTO?: Yes. I still have the picture. I could so blackmail him with it, too, but dicks look so much alike... be hard to prove...
BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED NUDE?: Yes
BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED HAVING SEX?: No
BEEN VIDEOTAPED HAVING SEX?: Not exactly... he couldn't hold the camera during the actual act...
WATCHED A REGULAR SEXUAL PARTNER HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE?: Not that I recall
ROLE PLAYED A SEXUAL SITUATION?: Mmmm... yes
TAKEN PART IN TRANSVESTISM?: I'm a chick... I wear pants... I don't think this question has the same impact as on a guy.
USED A BLINDFOLD DURING SEX?: Yes
USED HANDCUFFS DURING SEX?: Yes
INFLICTED PAIN DURING SEX?: Does clawing and drawing blood count?
RECEIVED PAIN DURING SEX?: Yesss...
ericdabear, via isarmaHAD SEX?: Yes
HAD ORAL SEX?: Yes
HAD ANAL SEX?: Yes
USED MORE THAN 3 POSITIONS DURING SEX?: Yes
DEVOTED A WHOLE DAY TO SEX?: Yes
HAD NOISE COMPLAINTS FROM NEIGHBORS DURING A SEX SESSION?: Not that I remember. From housemates, though.
RECEIVED OPEN PRAISE FOR SEXUAL TECHNIQUE?: Of course
WRITTEN AN EROTIC STORY?: Yes
FALLEN OR LOST BALANCE DURING SEX?: Not that I recall
BROUGHT YOUR PARTNER TO CLIMAX USING ONLY HANDS?: Yes
BROUGHT YOUR PARTNER TO CLIMAX USING ONLY MOUTH?: Yes
HAD SEX WHILE TOTALLY DRESSED?: Yes
HAD SEX STANDING UP?: Yes
EROTICALLY LICKED FEET OR SUCKED TOES?: No... not my thing
HAD SEX DURING YOUR "MONTHLY VISIT"?: Yes
USED WHIPPED CREAM/SOFT CHOCOLATE EROTICALLY?: Yes, to both
USED ICE EROTICALLY?: Yes... frozen ...er, natural female lubricant... looks ...interesting
USED HOT MELTED WAX EROTICALLY?: Yes
SHAVED YOUR PUBIC HAIR?: Yes... and much prefer depilatories, or waxing
USED A SEX TOY?: Yes
USED A VIBRATOR?: Yes
USED AN INANIMATE OBJECT (BOTTLE, CANDLE, HAIRBRUSH, ETC)?: All of the above, and then some. I was stupid back in those days, though. Now, my rule is, no glass. Unless it's one of those cool Pyrex dildos...
USED AN INANIMATE OBJECT WHILE HAVING SEX WITH A PARTNER?: Yes
OBTAINED MONEY OR A FAVOR FOR SEX?: Not really, although I've done both as part of a scene
PAID OR GRANTED A FAVOR FOR SEX?: Not specifically. But fucking me is likely to put you in a more positive light if I have the opportunity to grant either of those things.
GIVEN SEX IN SYMPATHY?: Yes
HAD SEX WITH A VIRGIN?: Yes
EVER CHEATED ON SOMEONE?: Yes, my first husband, with Fig
HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE 10 YEARS OLDER/YOUNGER THAN YOU?: Probably both, but I'm not sure exact ages.
HAD SEX WITH YOUR LANDLORD?: No, but I did flirt with her son.
HAD SEX WITH A TEACHER?: No
HAD SEX WITH A BOSS?: No
HAD SEX WITH A RELATIVE?: No
HAD SEX WITH TWO MEMBERS OF THE SAME FAMILY?: Yes
HAD SEX WITH TWINS?: No
HAD HOMOSEXUAL SEX?: Not yet. :(
HAD SEX WITH A PET?: No
HAD SEX WITH A FARM ANIMAL?: No
HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE THE SAME DAY THAT YOU MET THEM?: Yes
HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE WHOSE NAME YOU DIDN'T KNOW?: Yes
HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU NEVER SPOKE TO/SPOKE DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?: No
HAD MORE THAN 10 SEXUAL PARTNERS?: Yes
HAD MORE THAN 100 SEXUAL PARTNERS?: No
HAD TWO SEPERATE SEXUAL PARTNERS WITHIN 24 HOURS?: Yes
HAD A MENAGE-A-TROIS?: Yes
HAD GROUP SEX (MORE THAN 3)?: Do Trey's Dens of Iniquity count?
PARTICIPATED IN A SWAP/SWINGING CLUB?: No
HAD TWO REGULAR PARTNERS AT THE SAME TIME?: Yes
HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?: Yes
IF SO, WHERE?: State park, outside, broad daylight, lots of people (see above question about having sex while fully clothed)
HAD SEX OUTDOORS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?: Oh... umm... guess I answered that already
HAD SEX ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING?: No... but we tried... couldn't get the elevator to go there
HAD SEX IN A STATIONARY CAR?: Yeah... I was amazed we could pull it off. Have you seen how small my car is?
HAD SEX IN A MOVING CAR?: Does head count? Masturbation? Being so excited at what the other person is doing that you cum without touching yourself? 'Cause I've done all THAT...
ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB?: Sadly, no
HAD SEX OUTDOORS AT NIGHT?: Yes
HAD TWO SEXUAL PARTNERS AT THE SAME TIME UNAWARE OF EACH OTHER?: I don't think so
HAD SEX IN THE HOSTS BEDROOM WHILE A DAY GUEST (PARTY/SOCIAL VISIT)?: Not that I recall.
HAD SEX IN THE HOSTS BEDROOM WHILE AN OVERNIGHT GUEST?: Yes
HAD SEX IN PUBLIC ROOM WHILE AN OVERNIGHT GUEST (KITCHEN, ETC)?: Not that I recall, but probably
HAD SEX AT YOUR OFFICE OR OTHER WORK AREA?: Heh. Yes. And all that time, Jeff thought everyone else was having the orgies.
MET PARTNER DURING WORK HOURS TO HAVE SEX?: Absolutely.
HAD SEX IN PUBLIC RESTROOM?: Yes
HAD SEX ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION?: No
HAD SEX IN A DARK THEATRE?: I think I got fingered to climax once...
HAD SEX IN THE WATER?: Yes
HAD SEX IN AN ELEVATOR?: Head, but no intercourse
HAD SEX IN A CEMETERY?: No, but I'd love to do that someday
HAD SEX IN A STORE DRESSING ROOM?: Head
USED ALCOHOL TO LOWER RESISTANCE TO SEXUAL ADVANCES?: Yeah, like I need that... I've done it to enhance my response, though
ALLOWED YOURSELF TO BE FELT UP BY A STRANGER?: Sometimes. Depends on the stranger.
LOOKED AT A NUDE MAGAZINE?: Yes
LOOKED AT AN EXPLICIT MAGAZINE (ACTUAL SEX ACTS)?: Yes
SEEN A LIVE STRIPPER?: Yes... my ex bought me a lap dance. She was hot.
SEEN A LIVE SEX SHOW?: No
WATCHED SOMEONE HAVING SEX WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE?: No
SHOWERED WITH A PARTNER?: Yes
FLASHED SOMEONE (BREASTS, GENITAL, MOONED)?: Often
STREAKED WITH A GROUP OF SIX OR MORE?: I don't think so... do gatherings count?
STRIPPED FOR SOMEONE?: Yes
STRIPPED FOR A GROUP OF 3 OR MORE?: Not in the sexy way... again, do gatherings count? Or high school locker rooms, for that matter.
PARTICIPATED AT A NUDE BEACH OR NUDIST CAMP?: No
BEEN THE ONLY NUDE PERSON IN A GROUP OF 3 OR MORE?: Yes
PLAYED STRIP POKER (OR A SIMILAR GAME INVOLVING NUDITY)?: No
SHOWERED WHILE SOMEONE WATCHED?: Yes
MASTURBATED?: Yes
MASTURBATED WHILE SOMEONE WATCHED?: Yes
MASTURBATED FOR A GROUP OF 3 OR MORE PEOPLE?: Hmmm... not really... although I was once lying on the couch, being surreptitiously masturbated in a room full of people
MASTURBATED COVERTLY IN PUBLIC?: Yes... believe it or not, with my parents, on a road trip
HAD SEX WHILE YOU KNEW SOMEONE WAS WATCHING?: Yes
BEEN WALKED IN ON WHILE HAVING SEX?: Not that I recall
WALKED IN ON SOMEONE HAVING SEX?: Not that I recall
HAD PHONE SEX?: Yes
WATCHED A PORN VIDEO WITH A SEXUAL PARTNER?: Yes
BEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHER FOR A NUDE PHOTO?: Yes. I still have the picture. I could so blackmail him with it, too, but dicks look so much alike... be hard to prove...
BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED NUDE?: Yes
BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED HAVING SEX?: No
BEEN VIDEOTAPED HAVING SEX?: Not exactly... he couldn't hold the camera during the actual act...
WATCHED A REGULAR SEXUAL PARTNER HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE?: Not that I recall
ROLE PLAYED A SEXUAL SITUATION?: Mmmm... yes
TAKEN PART IN TRANSVESTISM?: I'm a chick... I wear pants... I don't think this question has the same impact as on a guy.
USED A BLINDFOLD DURING SEX?: Yes
USED HANDCUFFS DURING SEX?: Yes
INFLICTED PAIN DURING SEX?: Does clawing and drawing blood count?
RECEIVED PAIN DURING SEX?: Yesss...
