Sex!

[bookofmirrors]

your cock sags to the right a bit... no big deal,
your just not as confident and as out going
because you fear rejection from your
imperfection... but all is good in the land of
penisville!


What type of cock are you?
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You prefer mostly males, but some females catch your interest. You tend to be submissive. This will impact the interpretation of your various sexual interests. Possibly left over from your childhood experiences is your interest in spanking. You enjoy the feeling of being slapped, and the burning feeling afterwards. Spanking is not child's play to you. It holds a deep place in your fantasies. You enjoy the feeling of being restrained during sex play ... being completely immobile and helpless is a turn on in a big way. You probably have quite a collection of bondage gear ready to use right now. You enjoy being humiliated. The thought of humiliation strongly appeals to you, though you may not know why. You enjoy the sensations of various toys on your body. Your interest in sensations can be light or it can get bloody hard -- literally. But you enjoy it all the same. You become aroused when you reveal information about yourself, or perform a sex act in a public or semi-public setting. The fridge isn't safe when you're around. Fruits and veggies -- provided they are the proper shape and size -- are your tools of sexual fun. Big vats of liquidy food make you quite excited. Your mouth is a sacred area that houses a variety of sensations and desires for you. You enjoy having things in your mouth, and you enjoy teasing your tongue with a variety of different stimulation. There are certain objects that possess a more-than-natural meaning for you. These may be everyday items, or more specialized sex-related items -- but the end result is the same: just having them around is enough to make you quite perky. You tend to enjoy sexual activities in groups, such as threesomes or orgies. Some of your fantasies involve sexual acts with animals. You may enjoy thoughts of your sexual partner inserting a hand or fist into your body. You like sucking on fingers ... whether they are your own or those of your partner. What else can be said? You enjoy getting yourself off. Don't we all?

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Dominant (1 out of 5)
Submissive (7 out of 7)
Voyeurism (2 out of 6)
Clothing (2 out of 5)
Feet (0 out of 4)
Spanking (3 out of 5)
Bondage (3 out of 3)
Humiliation (6 out of 7)
Sensation (7 out of 8)
Anal (2 out of 4)
Exhibitionism (4 out of 5)
Sleep (4 out of 7)
Medical (2 out of 7)
Training (2 out of 4)
Food (3 out of 4)
Bodyfluids (2 out of 7)
Roleplaying (3 out of 6)
Oral (4 out of 4)
Objects (3 out of 5)
Strangers (2 out of 4)
Rape (2 out of 4)
Groups (3 out of 3)
Gagging (2 out of 4)
Watersports (0 out of 5)
Crushing (0 out of 5)
Bestiality (2 out of 3)
Fisting (4 out of 5)
Finger sucking (4 out of 4)
Toe sucking (0 out of 3)
Masturbation (2 out of 3)
Asphyxiation (1 out of 4)


Stolen from simplysakka


1) On an average, how many times a week do you masturbate?

My average would have to be something like 0.25. I rarely masturbate. I simply find it boring. I try to come up with these great involved fantasies, but I usually end up falling asleep or getting terminally bored before I get to the good parts. ;)




2) What method and/or tools do you find most effective?

When I do masturbate, I tend to just use my hands. Straight pressure tends to get me off moreso than anything else. Vibrators tend to either get really annoying after a while (they give me an itching sensation), or they're very intense, almost moreso than I can handle. I sometimes use dildos, but I tend to "save" penetration for when I can have the real thing. One of my favorite methods using a tool of any kind is to take this string of cheap beads I have (not anal beads, but a plastic pearl necklace-type thing), lube myself up well, and slowly put each bead up my ass until most of it is inside me. By that time, I'm so hot, that the mere act of pulling it out makes me cum pretty quickly. I can intensify it by pulling the beads out so they run over my clit (which I usually do). I haven't done this in a very long time, though.



3) What is in your mind, behind closed eyes, as you attempt masturbation (images of men/women, circumstances, the vagueness of sensations ~ what do you concentrate on to arrive)?

Usually, my fantasies are BDSM in nature. For fantasies, not much else really gets me off. Mostly rough, nonconsensual stuff.




4) When masturbating, what is a reasonable time frame from start to initial climax?

I don't pay that much attention. It depends more on how much time I've set aside for it, or how much time I feel I have based on my schedule moreso than anything else. I can cum in less than a minute, or draw it out for over an hour.



5) How many orgasms, during masturbation or copulation, do you have on average per session and are they similar to one and another or do they change in intensity from one to the next?

Generally, I usually only cum once per any given session. This has been the case since I stopped sleeping with my ex-husband, who would generally give me more than I was able to count (but averaged around 3, I think). I vaguely recall them being similar in nature.




6) How long do your orgasms usually last (per individual climax)?

I have no idea. I'm in no condition to determine that at the time. Anyone who's been on the other end of that experience, feel free to jump in on that one.




7) What is the biggest mistake males (or females) make when they are performing cunnilingus (and please, be specific about what to improve)?

I'm not sure it's a mistake on anyone's part. I tend to take a long time to cum that way, because it's either so intense I fight it, or because I'm simply not used to being made to cum by fucking with my clit. As I said, I get off on pressure more than flicking my clit around. Also, I tend to be programmed to want to ask permission to cum, so I'm never really sure if I should be lying still and taking it as they give it to me, or if I should be grabbing them by their hair and fucking their face. I tend to err on the side of not suffocating anyone. :) I have a feeling I may be broken of this soon, though.



8) What do you consider to be the biggest flaw on your body?

Fat



9) Have you ever faked it? If so, or if not, why?

Never. But I have had my reactions mistaken for having climaxed, and not been interested enough to correct them. I don't fake it because I don't lie about sex. I didn't correct people in some instances because I wasn't particularly into it, and just wanted it over with; in other instances because I was feeling insecure and was convinced they didn't really care enough to ask or pay attention, and I wasn't worth making my needs known.


10) Do you imagine your significant other’s male friends naked or simply fantasize about them?

I've seen most of my significant other's male friends naked already. :) However, I mostly simply fantasize about them (if applicable, of course). I tend to "feel" brief touches, "hear" soft words, and whatnot. My fantasies are rarely visual.



11) Do you enjoy watching a man pleasure himself?

Absolutely. It gives me an idea of what he likes. I also love watching his face, the frantic motions of his muscles. I have a real hard time letting him finish the job himself, though. :)



12) What sort of erotica do you use when attempting to become excited?

BDSM, always.



13) Do you honestly want to have, or have you had, phone sex or cybersex? And why does this appeal if applicable?

I've had both. I was spoiled for phone sex by my ex-husband. He would tell me these long, involved, elaborate stories (almost always BDSM), and required very little of me other than my natural responses (which involved much heavy breathing and moaning). It was fantastic. For cybersex, I've done that a lot. I did a lot of cyber blowjobs when I first got online, until I decided I just wasn't really getting anything out of that. I'm now extremely picky about who I'll cyber with. Pretty much I only do it with my online dom now, and he more than satisfies me in that department.



Another stolen from simplysakka


1. Describe the first time you ever masturbated. (In detail, including background and any other pertinent info.)

The first time I masturbated, it was by accident. I was about 10, I guess. At the time, I had two twin beds. The bed frames were the type that had the metal runners going on either side of the mattress, with this boards that ran horizontally across to support the mattress. One of the boards always seemed to fall out, and I had it set up as a bridge between the two beds. I was playacting in my head that I was a slave escaping from my cruel masters, who were chasing me, whips cracking, and I had to crawl across the makeshift bridge from the bed I was on (danger) to the other bed (safety). During the process of crawling over (I must have been pretty short to have pulled this off... maybe I was younger than I think I was), I rubbed myself just the right way, and had an orgasm. I credit this for my interest in BDSM, having my first orgasm while "hearing" whips in my head. I used that board fairly often after that, always imagining that I was being whipped. I was actually convinced for years that sex would hurt, and wasn't the least bit upset about that thought.


2. Describe the first time you had intercourse. (In detail, including background and any other pertinent information.)

I was 18, believe it or not. My family had moved from South Carolina, where we'd lived for 3 years, back to the Midwest, and we were visiting some friends back there. I went out with an old friend of mine, Jody (Danny), and we ended up on the Nature Trail behind the high school. I don't remember how we started to kiss, but we did. I remember him saying, "DAMN, woman, where did you learn to kiss like that???" and being confused at the question. What other way was there to kiss? I remember few details. I know that I was wearing a bright shaker sweater, and I remember that we didn't use any protection, and that I came, but it was a mild climax. He came inside me. I remember that I wanted my first time to be like that. No protection, all natural, and all that bullshit. Perhaps not the wisest choice, but I trusted his sexual history, and the gods saved me from pregnancy (although my period was late, and I ended up taking a pregnancy test at a friend's house, and somehow my dad seemed to get wind of something, 'cause he asked me if I was pregnant... luckily, I wasn't).


3. Describe the first time you ever watched a member of the opposite sex climax.

I was 12. I was making out with this guy, Jerry, and he took out his cock. I don't remember if I touched it, or he did, but I remember watching him cum, and being fascinated by that white stuff that came out of it. I'd never heard of that before.



4. Describe the first time you ever gave oral sex to a member of the opposite sex.

Same guy, about a week later. My parents were gone, so I invited him over. We were in my room making out. I'd kissed the tip of his cock a few days before, at his request, and this time he asked me to suck on it. I must have been a natural, even then, 'cause he said I was good. But I've also been told there's no such thing as a bad blow job, so who knows? ;) Anyway, he asked me if I wanted him to cum in my mouth, and I said I didn't care (was kinda unclear on the concept as to why it would matter), so he did. I swallowed, 'cause that just seemed like the thing to do. I didn't like the taste. It was much later I learned how to position it in my mouth so that I didn't taste it. I still swallow to this day, and I look on spitting with the same distaste that most spitters look on swallowing. I recently had a friend ask me to snowball him, and I was amazed at how fucking HARD it was to force myself not to swallow.


5. To date, how many sexual partners have you had?

Jesus, now I have to THINK. As far as I can remember, it's:

Oral: 17... I know I'm forgetting people in this category, 'cause last I remember counting, it was in the 20s somewhere...
Intercourse: 16 (some repeats of the oral people)

Comments

[profundis.livejournal.com]

#4. Yes, Virginia, there *is* such a thing as a bad blowjob.

[bookofmirrors.livejournal.com]

That may be so, but *I* sure as hell ain't givin' 'em out!!

[vertamae.livejournal.com]

I'm only about 3/4 through reading this, but I have to stop to say, Wow! I think it's so cool you felt open enough to post this here. I'm tempted to do it myself, to answer those questions, but not sure I share your boldness.

That said, I'm surprised you haven't really gotten into clit stimulation more. It's all I do, well usually. I even have a battery powered clit stimulator, it's just a really fast vibrating 'dolphin', of all things, and I just hold it up against the hood and it makes me have mad crazy orgasms, usually several in a row.

Thanks for sharing all this. I'm going to finish reading it in a bit.

[bookofmirrors.livejournal.com]

See, that's the thing. I think I'm kinda weird when it comes to the whole clit thing. My husband introduced me to this lovely little number that I'll occassionally use, and I do enjoy that, but... whew... just VERY intense.

Glad you were inspired! :)

[vertamae.livejournal.com]

Way inspired! I just did it myself, er, the meme thingie. I'd ask you to go read it, but we know how behind you are in your LJ reading, so nah, forget it. :)

[bookofmirrors.livejournal.com]

I did read it! Hooray you! :) :) :)

[vertamae.livejournal.com]

Whee, masturbating is fun, and talking about it is fun too. Thanks for reading. :)

[jaguarraven.livejournal.com]

My, my, my. my...

Very interesting...and very brave.

Okay--curiosity, where did you get the second quiz thingy listed--the one where it says "Dominate 1 out of 5, Submissive 7 out of 7, etc...?

:-)

[bookofmirrors.livejournal.com]

Ummmmmm.... lots of places, but I think it was jupitercornwall that had the link to it.

Good luck!