Testing...
Aug. 11th, 2003 05:40 amSince I'm a twisted fuck, I'm going to see if I can break poor LJ with the cut tag from hell.
Whoa! It worked!
I've lost a couple of entries while the thing wasn't working. Mostly quizzes...
If I recall correctly, I am:
Goth PowerPuff Girl WhipCunt (how fucking cool is that?)
My swordplay style is Samauri (I think that was the quiz)
I was a Labrador Retriever puppy.
And I can't remember the other ones... I know there was another animal one, but I can't remember what it was.
I had also taken that song quiz from
One of these days, I may do that scary-long one that's going around. :)
In the meantime, here are some other ones that I did...
Seem to be a lot of us who are this...

Take the What
animal best portrays your sexual appetite?? Quiz
Hmmmph... I wanted to be Ronin...

Bloodlust Fighter
You are Bloodlust Fighter. Everything for the
battle. Anything for the victory. In battle you
are zealot of Vengeance
and Violence. You forget about anything. There is
nothing but you, your weapon and the enemies.
Many enemies.
Who deserved to die by your hand. Lives of your
comrades, your master are useless. You will let
them die if it means
the victory. Victory that will fulfil your thurst
for it.
::What kind of Samurai you are?::
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Everyone I know has gotten this result... Hmmm....
You would be Will Turner. You're played by Orlando
Bloom. You have a very serious demeanor for a
comedy film, but some people may consider you
cute--except the hat at the end is kind
of...well...never mind--. You want to believe
that all pirates are bad, but being a pirate is
in your blood and you can't escape it. You're
dedicated, romantic, and you'd do anything to
save the one you loved.
Pirates of the Caribbean--Which Character are you?
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You are Arthur Dent! You live a boring little life,
but when your house is about to be knocked down
you are wisked away by your friend who turns
out to be from Betlejuice. You are often heard
saying "Where's the tea?" and
"What?" You have the answer to the
ultimate question of life the universe and
everything in your head, but you have no idea
what it is.
Which Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Character are you?
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Woo hoo!!! I'm the Pet Psychic!!
You Can Talk to Animals!
What's Your Magic Power?
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Not a bad idea… hmmmm….

"Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that
you could make the earth spin real fast and
freak everybody out."
Which Deep Thought are you?
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Not sure what the purpose of this quiz was… but it’s a cool song…
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I think I took this one once before…
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Yeah, but the trick is to make people think you’re NOT… ;)

which groupmember are you?
I was kinda hoping for Jesus… but hey, I can get around to fucking him later…

You Should Do Buddha!
Like a Buddhist, you prefer a lover with who is both a teacher and physically large.
Nothing turns you on more than big guy with a jovial smile.
After sex with your lover, you know true Nirvana can’t be far off.
Treating your body as the temple it is, Buddha is truly the lover your dreams.
What Religious Guru Should You Do?
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Not really into jocks, though…

You're Soroity Slut Barbie! You're easy and you're
really cheesy! Have fun with the entire
football team.
If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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Not what I expected, but cool…

Modern/chic/goth/original beauty. Sometimes dark
and mysterious. Your look can be unsetteling,
but deep down your just trying to be true to
yourself.
What type of beautiful woman are you?
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With all due respect to Johnny…
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Who, me????

Find Your Warped Personality
this quiz was made by mysti
This is perfect for me!
what's your battle cry? |
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Seduce me!
What Type of Sexy Are You? (with pics)
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Not a bad flick…

Say Anything...
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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No idea who this Dawn chick is, but love the result…

Which Aspect of Joseph Michael Lisner's Dawn are you?
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Ravenclaw. Logical and dedicated to learning, you
sometimes forget the smaller things in life.
A genuine Sorting Hat quiz
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If your score was between 31 and 45: 38
You're a Krafty Kisser!
A Krafty Kisser enjoys being playful and prankish. You're the kind of person that is naturally more frisky and even a little mischievous. You like to pull and run your hands through their hair, creating that combination of pleasure mixed with a tad of pain. You like to be random with kisses, and vary in the kinds of kisses you want to give. The kisses can be from sexy and seductive to sweet and smooth. Variety is your spice in life. You enjoy being spontaneous and will kiss anywhere, especially in public places where it becomes more thrilling to you. Be careful not to play too many games, you may loose track of how your partner is feeling. Make sure your partner is comfortable with all your various kissing levels. Overall you are certainly the most balanced and experimental of all the kissing styles, and you make kissing fun by creating variety.
Sweet…

You come from an Ancient Civilization. Egypt,
China, Rome... a piece of all the greatest
civilizations of their time can be found in
you.
Where Did Your Soul Originate?
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I’ve never seen this movie… everyone tells me I should… and that I am like one of the characters in it… but I don’t remember if it was this one or not…

Samir
What Office Space character are you?
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OK, not a word,
You shall henceforth be known as:
Representative of Your Dad, K'La Albertini
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Cool… a Talamascan vampire… although the quiz itself was way juvenile…
Jesse
Vampires Of Anne Rice..(girls) - guys coming soon
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I have a feeling this test should really be how Wiccan rather than how pagan… some of the questions really didn’t apply to me, or my true answer wasn’t on the list.

In the humble and totally arbitrary opinion of the
author of this test:
Second degree. Congratulations! You have a well
developed sense of paganism in general.
How pagan are you, really?
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I can live with this…

"You must remember this, a kiss is still a
kiss". Your romance is Casablanca. A
classic story of love in trying times, chock
full of both cynicism and hope. You obviously
believe in true love, but you're also
constantly aware of practicality and societal
expectations. That's not always fun, but at
least it's realistic. Try not to let the Nazis
get you down too much.
What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?
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I’m Buffy! Where’s my pretty pink parasol???

Protector
The ULTIMATE personality test
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Pretty…

You are the Final Lover. Romanic, honey-tongued
romeo, you are the master of love's last kiss.
You woo the young ladies, pluck them from
light's caress and give them a smile as they
sink into death.
What Fictional Vampire Archtype are You?
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Hmmmmmm….
Your Name: K\'La Albertini
Your Date of Birth: 10/16/1968
Your Question or Information: I\'d like a reading regarding my role in the storms.
Past Daeg - Increase and expansion, prosperity, growth, major turning points in life, turning in new directions. | Present Eihwaz - Banishing magick, removal of obstacles and delays, invoking foresight, clearing up hidden issues and situations. | Future Lagaz - Intuition, imagination, success in studies, creativity, vitality and passion (especially for women). |
Cast the runes here:
Rune Caster
Well… sad but true… I love the underground stuff, too, but I have to be introduced to it… I’m too lazy to go wading through that pool on my own…
You are a nu-metalhead. You enjoy mainstream stuff
that is played on the radio, and have no desire
to venture underground in search of some good
music.
What type of metalhead are you?
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Memes from
tbrents (Apparently, apostrophes confuse them…)
Since I'm a twisted fuck, I'm going to see if I can break poor LJ with the cut tag from hell.
<lj-cut text="Three, yes THREE weeks of unrequitted LJ quizzes... be thankful I didn't put any surveys here">
Whoa! It worked!
I've lost a couple of entries while the thing wasn't working. Mostly quizzes...
If I recall correctly, I am:
Goth PowerPuff Girl WhipCunt (how fucking cool is that?)
My swordplay style is Samauri (I think that was the quiz)
I was a Labrador Retriever puppy.
And I can't remember the other ones... I know there was another animal one, but I can't remember what it was.
I had also taken that song quiz from <user site="livejournal.com" user="isarma">, but I lost that, and even though I thought it was a cool quiz, I couldn't really think of much once I started it, so I'm not going to bother to take it over.
One of these days, I may do that scary-long one that's going around. :)
In the meantime, here are some other ones that I did...
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Seem to be a lot of us who are this...
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Hmmmph... I wanted to be Ronin...
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/S/Shirasagi/1058808411_ustfighter.jpg" border="0" alt="Bloodlust fighter"><br>Bloodlust Fighter
You are Bloodlust Fighter. Everything for the<br>battle. Anything for the victory. In battle you<br>are zealot of Vengeance
and Violence. You forget about anything. There is<br>nothing but you, your weapon and the enemies.<br>Many enemies.
Who deserved to die by your hand. Lives of your<br>comrades, your master are useless. You will let<br>them die if it means
the victory. Victory that will fulfil your thurst<br>for it.
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Everyone I know has gotten this result... Hmmm....
You would be Will Turner. You're played by Orlando<br>Bloom. You have a very serious demeanor for a<br>comedy film, but some people may consider you<br>cute--except the hat at the end is kind<br>of...well...never mind--. You want to believe<br>that all pirates are bad, but being a pirate is<br>in your blood and you can't escape it. You're<br>dedicated, romantic, and you'd do anything to<br>save the one you loved.
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<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/F/fenchurchgal42/1044986199_rthurearth.jpg" border="0" alt="dent"><br>You are Arthur Dent! You live a boring little life,<br>but when your house is about to be knocked down<br>you are wisked away by your friend who turns<br>out to be from Betlejuice. You are often heard<br>saying "Where's the tea?" and<br>"What?" You have the answer to the<br>ultimate question of life the universe and<br>everything in your head, but you have no idea<br>what it is.
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/fenchurchgal42/quizzes/Which%20Hitchhiker's%20Guide%20to%20the%20Galaxy%20Character%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">Which Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Character are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>
Woo hoo!!! I'm the Pet Psychic!!
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/1031613643_CMyDocumentsMyPicturesanitalker.JPG" border="0" alt=""><br>You Can Talk to Animals!
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/Legowen/quizzes/What's%20Your%20Magic%20Power%3F/"> <font size="-1">What's Your Magic Power?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>
Not a bad idea… hmmmm….
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/L/liquorpig/1057182903_turesglobe.jpg" border="0" alt="crash"><br>"Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that<br>you could make the earth spin real fast and<br>freak everybody out."
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/liquorpig/quizzes/Which%20Deep%20Thought%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">Which Deep Thought are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>
Not sure what the purpose of this quiz was… but it’s a cool song…
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<td bgcolor=#ffffbb><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000><center><b>Am I The Greatest Song In The World?</b></center><p><b>Rock:</b> Indeed, I am the greatest song in the world! But you shalt never hear me, for I am far to great to be heard by the ears of mortals. </font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffee99 colspan=2 align=center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1><a href="http://www.theatomictemple.com" style="color:#118811">Are you the greatest song in the world?</a></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
Oh boy! Nifty graph!
<table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc width=300><tr><td><center><b><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >Book Worm Meter</b></center></td></tr><tr><td><table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc ><tr height=30><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000>Shut In 71%</td><td><table height=30><tr><td width=71 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td width=29 bgcolor=#0000ff>.</td></tr></table></td><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >29% Out Of The House</td></tr>
<tr height=30><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000>Intellectual 77%</td><td><table height=30><tr><td width=77 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td width=23 bgcolor=#0000ff>.</td></tr></table></td><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >23% Moron</td></tr><tr height=30><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000>High Attention Span 95%</td><td><table height=30><tr><td width=95 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td width=5 bgcolor=#0000ff>.</td></tr></table></td><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >5% Low Attention Span</td></tr><tr height=30><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000>Bookitude 96%</td><td><table height=30><tr><td width=96 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td width=4 bgcolor=#0000ff>.</td></tr></table></td><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >4% Book Burner</td></tr><tr height=50><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000><b>Book Worm</b> 84.75%</td><td><table height=40><tr><td width=84.75 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td width=15.25 bgcolor=#0000ff>.</td></tr></table></td><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >15.25% <b>Bug Stomper</b></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td colspan=2 align=center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1><a href="http://www.theatomictemple.com" style="color:#118811">Take your bookworm readings.</a></font></td></tr></table>
More graph!
<table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc width=300><tr><td><center><b><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >My Romance Meter</b></center></td></tr><tr><td><table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc ><tr height=30><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000>Optimist 80%</td><td><table height=30><tr><td width=80 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td width=20 bgcolor=#0000ff>.</td></tr></table></td><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >20% Cynic</td></tr>
<tr height=30><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000>Close 86%</td><td><table height=30><tr><td width=86 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td width=14 bgcolor=#0000ff>.</td></tr></table></td><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >14% Distant</td></tr><tr height=30><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000>Long Term 69%</td><td><table height=30><tr><td width=69 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td width=31 bgcolor=#0000ff>.</td></tr></table></td><td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >31% Brief</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td colspan=2 align=center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1><a href="http://www.theatomictemple.com" style="color:#118811">What does my romance meter read?</a></font></td></tr></table>
I think I took this one once before…
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<td bgcolor=#ffffbb><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000><center><b>What is my spectrum?</b></center><p><b>I am green: </b> My main color is green. I like to have fun and comfort. Happiness is the marker of a great life.</font></td><td width=100 bgcolor=#339933>.</td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffee99 colspan=2 align=center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1><a href="http://www.theatomictemple.com" style="color:#118811">What is my spectrum?</a></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
Yeah, but the trick is to make people think you’re NOT… ;)
<a href="http://www.luminesce-impression.com/groupquiz.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.luminesce-impression.com/lead.jpg" border="0"><br>which groupmember are you?</a>
I was kinda hoping for Jesus… but hey, I can get around to fucking him later…
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<br><br>
<h2>You Should Do <a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/buddha.html">Buddha</a>!</h2>
Like a Buddhist, you prefer a lover with who is both a teacher and physically large.<br>
Nothing turns you on more than big guy with a jovial smile.<br>
After sex with your lover, you know true Nirvana can’t be far off.<br>
Treating your body as the temple it is, Buddha is truly the lover your dreams.
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Not really into jocks, though…
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/F/frozenebony/1048039275_pRACHELSB4.jpg" border="0" alt="Soroity Slut"><br>You're Soroity Slut Barbie! You're easy and you're<br>really cheesy! Have fun with the entire<br>football team.
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Not what I expected, but cool…
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/S/Saphron21/1055073593_lipsgothic.jpg" border="0" alt="gothic"><br>Modern/chic/goth/original beauty. Sometimes dark<br>and mysterious. Your look can be unsetteling,<br>but deep down your just trying to be true to<br>yourself.
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/Saphron21/quizzes/What%20type%20of%20beautiful%20woman%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">What type of beautiful woman are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>
With all due respect to Johnny…
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Who, me????
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This is perfect for me!
what's your battle cry? |
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Seduce me!
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Not a bad flick…
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No idea who this Dawn chick is, but love the result…
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<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/D/diagonalist/1059898191_uresraven1.gif" border="0" alt="raven"><br>Ravenclaw. Logical and dedicated to learning, you<br>sometimes forget the smaller things in life.
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/diagonalist/quizzes/A%20genuine%20Sorting%20Hat%20quiz/"> <font size="-1">A genuine Sorting Hat quiz</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>
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<td bgcolor=#ffffbb><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000><center><b>What magazine am I?</b></center><p><b>I am Skin & Ink:</b> If you are one of those freaks who thinks that having a body full of tatoos is obsessive then you had better get the hell out my way. I've got 4 square inches of blank skin that need to be taken care of. </font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffee99 colspan=2 align=center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1><a href="http://www.theatomictemple.com/" style="color:#118811">What magazine am I?</a></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
If your score was between 31 and 45: 38
You're a Krafty Kisser!
A Krafty Kisser enjoys being playful and prankish. You're the kind of person that is naturally more frisky and even a little mischievous. You like to pull and run your hands through their hair, creating that combination of pleasure mixed with a tad of pain. You like to be random with kisses, and vary in the kinds of kisses you want to give. The kisses can be from sexy and seductive to sweet and smooth. Variety is your spice in life. You enjoy being spontaneous and will kiss anywhere, especially in public places where it becomes more thrilling to you. Be careful not to play too many games, you may loose track of how your partner is feeling. Make sure your partner is comfortable with all your various kissing levels. Overall you are certainly the most balanced and experimental of all the kissing styles, and you make kissing fun by creating variety.
Sweet…
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/D/daddysgirl/1038272647_icsAncient.jpg" border="0" alt="Ancient"><br>You come from an Ancient Civilization. Egypt,<br>China, Rome... a piece of all the greatest<br>civilizations of their time can be found in<br>you.
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I’ve never seen this movie… everyone tells me I should… and that I am like one of the characters in it… but I don’t remember if it was this one or not…
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/1034033573_CAndreaquizsamir.jpg" border="0" alt=""><br>Samir
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OK, not a word, <user site="livejournal.com" user="logomancer">!
You shall henceforth be known as:
Representative of Your Dad, K'La Albertini
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Cool… a Talamascan vampire… although the quiz itself was way juvenile…
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/C/CuriousWitch/1051446993_turesjesse.JPG" border="0" alt="Jesse"><br>Jesse
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I have a feeling this test should really be how Wiccan rather than how pagan… some of the questions really didn’t apply to me, or my true answer wasn’t on the list.
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/P/prairiekittin/1055068911_conddegree.jpg" border="0" alt="second degree"><br>In the humble and totally arbitrary opinion of the<br>author of this test:
Second degree. Congratulations! You have a well<br>developed sense of paganism in general.
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I can live with this…
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/T/tweak23/1059729692_casablanca.jpg" border="0" alt="casablanca"><br>"You must remember this, a kiss is still a<br>kiss". Your romance is Casablanca. A<br>classic story of love in trying times, chock<br>full of both cynicism and hope. You obviously<br>believe in true love, but you're also<br>constantly aware of practicality and societal<br>expectations. That's not always fun, but at<br>least it's realistic. Try not to let the Nazis<br>get you down too much.
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I’m Buffy! Where’s my pretty pink parasol???
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/N/novemberhorse/1047168577_zprotector.jpg" border="0" alt="HASH(0x83f2b74)"><br>Protector
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Pretty…
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/M/memoryanddream/1052444038_final-lover.gif" border="0" alt="Final Lover"><br>You are the Final Lover. Romanic, honey-tongued<br>romeo, you are the master of love's last kiss.<br>You woo the young ladies, pluck them from<br>light's caress and give them a smile as they<br>sink into death.
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Hmmmmmm….
Your Name: K\'La Albertini<br>Your Date of Birth: 10/16/1968<br>Your Question or Information: I\'d like a reading regarding my role in the storms.<br><table cellpadding="10"><tr valign="top"><td width="200"><h2>Past</h2><img src="http://www.brindy.org.uk/runecaster/images/daeg.gif" align="left"><b>Daeg</b> - Increase and expansion, prosperity, growth, major turning points in life, turning in new directions.</td><td width="200"><h2>Present</h2><img src="http://www.brindy.org.uk/runecaster/images/eihwaz.gif" align="left"><b>Eihwaz</b> - Banishing magick, removal of obstacles and delays, invoking foresight, clearing up hidden issues and situations.</td><td width="200"><h2>Future</h2><img src="http://www.brindy.org.uk/runecaster/images/lagaz.gif" align="left"><b>Lagaz</b> - Intuition, imagination, success in studies, creativity, vitality and passion (especially for women).</td></tr></table><p>Cast the runes here:<br><a href="http://www.brindy.org.uk/runecaster/" target="_new">Rune Caster</a>
Well… sad but true… I love the underground stuff, too, but I have to be introduced to it… I’m too lazy to go wading through that pool on my own…
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/S/swimetal/1049721878_cturesslip.jpg" border="0" alt="Nu-metalhead"><br>You are a nu-metalhead. You enjoy mainstream stuff<br>that is played on the radio, and have no desire<br>to venture underground in search of some good<br>music.
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Memes from <user site="livejournal.com" user="tbrents"> (Apparently, apostrophes confuse them…)
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OK, this one is just CREEPY… anyone who knows my background, or who has read this whole thing (and my blog) will understand why…
<form action="http://grahame.angrygoats.net/lj-haiku/index.py" method="post"><table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"><tr><td align="left" colspan="2" bgcolor="#303088"><font color="#FFFFFF"><b>LiveJournal Haiku!</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#303088"><font color="#FFFFFF">Your name:</font></td><td align="right" bgcolor="#DDDDAA"><font color="#303088">bookofmirrors</font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#303088"><font color="#FFFFFF">Your haiku:</font></td><td align="right" bgcolor="#DDDDAA"><font color="#303088">blckwngdorcl's fear that it felt<br/>different but that i don't<br/>blame fig for leaving</font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#303088"><font color="#FFFFFF">Username:</font></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"><input type="text" name="haiku_username" value="ENTER USERNAME"></td></tr> <tr><td bgcolor="#303088" align="center" colspan="2"><input type="submit" value="What's my Haiku?"></td></tr><tr><td align="center" colspan="2"><font size="-1"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/grahame/">Created by <img src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" style='vertical-align:bottom;border:0;'>Grahame</a></font><input value="bookofmirrors" type="hidden" name="haiku_referrer"></td></tr></table></form>
One of those purity things…
SCORING: 168
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal,you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell.


Daeg - Increase and expansion, prosperity, growth, major turning points in life, turning in new directions.
Eihwaz - Banishing magick, removal of obstacles and delays, invoking foresight, clearing up hidden issues and situations.
Lagaz - Intuition, imagination, success in studies, creativity, vitality and passion (especially for women).
purity
Date: 2003-08-12 07:48 pm (UTC)Re: purity
Date: 2003-08-13 12:05 am (UTC)Re: purity
Date: 2003-08-13 05:32 pm (UTC)I already know I'm hellbound.:)