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bookofmirrorsOne of those tests... This is me avoiding the next subject.
THIS IS THE SURVEY TO END ALL SURVEYS….
Do you have a lucky number? Not really. I'm rather fond of 2, though.
Prized Possession: Hmmm... well, since I can't count Glenn or the cats as actual possessions... I guess my prized possessions would be the personal stuff I keep in my file cabinet. The whole of my (written) interactions with Rob is there, and other correspondences I deem important.
Do you do drugs? Not consistently. I've done pot a couple of times, but that makes me cough. I'm holding out for hash brownies. I've done acid once, and really enjoyed it. I'd do it again. Just haven't had the opportunity.
Do you smoke? I have a few times. I'd say less than 10 times in my lifetime, about equally divided between tobacco and cloves. I don't anymore, though.
Do you drink? I used to, but never to excess. I had a few experiences doing it to where I got sick, but not many. I don't drink anymore.
Do you cuss? Fuckin'-A right, I do.
Pet Peeves: Hmmm... People who don't use their turn signals. People who drive entirely too fucking slow. People who aren't willing to see their own role in their own drama(s). A dirty house.
Vices {things you love but know aren't good for you}: Food, lots of it, and mostly stuff that's bad for you.
What are your plans after school: Ummm... I think I'm doing that, sorta. The plans I have now aren't too terribly dissimilar to what they were then. I just need to put the plans into action. Those being to get off my ass and be a healer.
Do you have a CD burner? I wish. I "steal" the one at work occassionally, though.
Who do you hate? Probably a lot of things I'm not willing to admit to. I'm sure therapy will bring that out.
Who hates you? I don't know. I hope no one. I don't think I've given anyone cause to. I'd say if anyone, Leo would be the one who has the most cause. But he's probably the least likely to hate me.
How many buddies are on your buddy list? Around 75, I think... some are duplicates, and I'm combining 4 different chat utilities, but that seems about right.
How many are online right now? 11, of the two I have running.
Which ones are you talking to? I think I'm talking to Shayne, but he hasn't answered in a while, so I'm not sure if that counts.
How do you know them? I know Shayne realtime... I used to live with him, and he's Rob's "brother". Most of my contacts I know realtime.
What did you do yesterday? I went to the doctor and slept a lot.
What did you do today? Well, I've only been up for two hours... I cleaned the litter box, straightened up the bedroom just a little, brushed my teeth, and the rest of the time has been checking email and blogging.
What did you do last weekend? Got married. :)
What are you gonna do when this is over? Hopefully, Glenn will be home by then, and we'll do breakfast, and hopefully one of the Buffy tapes that Droid gave us. After that, I'll be back to blogging, and maybe picking up the house a little.
the LAST...
thing you ate: Ummm... two Krystal double cheeseburgers, no mustard.
thing you drank: I'm currently drinking a cup of throat comfort tea.
song you heard: Not sure. Something by Voltaire, 'cause that's what Glenn has playing in the bedroom.
show you watched: Buffy, on tape. Young Guns, on cable.
person you saw: Glenn. He tucked me in last night when I was sick.
person you called: Ummm... my mom, I think.
person you hugged: Glenn
person you kissed: Glenn :)
person to ride in your car: Glenn (are we seeing a pattern here?)
whose car you rode in: Either Glenn's or my parents... not sure which
movie you watched: In the theater, The Bourne Identity. At home, Young Guns.
person you gave the finger: Glenn... it's a sign of affection between us ;)
person you missed: Frog
*~Past~*
When was the last time that you ate a pop-tart? Ummmm... about a month or so ago
When was the last time that you said, "I Love You"? About 15 minutes ago, in an online chat with Glenn
When was the last time that you went out of town? Well, given that this is Atlanta, I go out of town when I go to work, which was Monday. But, in the spirit of the question, I think it was last month, when I went to Indiana to visit my parents.
When was the last time that you cried? Ummm... I think I did a little on Friday.
Have you ever been in a car accident? Yeah. The only ones with another person were when I was in a car with friends, and we got rear-ended at a stop-sign; when I was trying to make a left turn from the right lane, and got clipped by the chick in my blind spot; and once I got run into when I was parked on the side of the road. No one was hurt in any of them.
Have you ever been kissed? Of course!
Who was your first kiss? Hmmm.... I'm not sure if this counts, but when I was in second grade, I kissed Royce Rheam on the ear, and he kissed me back the same way. I suggested doing it that way, 'cause I knew that kissing on the lips at school would get you in trouble, and I thought if we did it this way, people would just think we were whispering.
When was the last time you really embarrassed yourself? Hmmmm.... Really, when it comes down to it, this can be embarassing. But I think I'm trying to get over that whole idea of embarassment. It implies that I've done something wrong that I should be ashamed of, and I'm very much trying to get out of that mindset.
What is your best memory? My weddings. Both of them.
What is your worst memory? Hmmm.... It's more a set of memories that involve people leaving, or me leaving them. Currently, that applies to Leo, Fig, and Rob.
When was the last time that you watched the sunrise? Sadly enough, I don't remember. I do remember the most spectacular one I saw was driving home from my last day of work in Illinois. I think it was a gift from the gods, since I was really upset at leaving.
When was the last time that you went to the mall? Sunday, although we just ran into Penney's. I went Saturday with Glenn so he could ogle women. ;)
When was the last time that you went to the movies and what did you see? Glenn and I went to see The Bourne Identity on Saturday, after the mall.
When was the last time that you went to a party? Last month, Chip and Christa's birthday party. It was a lot of fun.
When was the last time that you played Truth or Dare? I haven't the foggiest. I think we played a drinking version of it at Chalice's party, which was last year sometime.
When was the last time that you ate a fruit? A few days ago... strawberry and spinach salad... good stuff!
*~FUTURE~*
Do you intend to get married? Already am. And had you asked me this two years ago, I would have said HELL NO. ;)
If so, to who? Already am - to Glenn. And very happy.
Do you intend to go all the way? Fuck yeah. Been there, done that, gonna do it again. And ain't polyamory grand? ;)
Do you intend to have kids? It depends. I'd love to, but only if I can stay home with them, so probably not in this lifetime.
Do you intend to go to college? I have a bachelors in psychology, and certification in practical nursing, but yeah, I'd like to go back, for either of those, plus a lot of holistic things.
Do you intend to go to your high school reunion? I went to one... 5 years... it was lame. I doubt I'd go to another, but never say never. Right now, the distance makes it difficult, though.
Would you ever go to a psychic? I have. Some are good, some are not. I have the blessings of being part of a community of people with those gifts, and am learning to develop them myself.
Would you ever eat dirt? Ummm... why? I suppose, if it were a dare, and I was feeling stupid.
Would you ever kiss one of your teachers? Well, I don't have any right now. There were some I fantasized about as a kid, though.
What do you want to be when you grow up? I always said that I wanted to be Aunt Meg in Twister.
Would you ever have plastic surgery? I dunno. Does the lap-band thing count?
All right, some of these questions are absurd, and even insulting, but oh well, here goes…
1. One Kleenex or two when you blow your nose? one
2. Have you ever drank Slimfast? Yeah... probably not the best weight-loss choice, though
3. If so, what's your favorite kind? I think I only ever had the chocolate.
4. Did you really need to drink it? I don't really NEED to do anything. But if you're asking if I think I could stand to lose weight, then definitely.
5. Do you listen to music off your computer? Sometimes. I prefer not to, though.
6. Do you wear headphones so you don't distract other people? Rarely
7. Have you ever blown a speaker out in a car from having too much bass? No... I buy good speakers. :)
8. Do you use highlighters frequently? Not really, unless I'm color-coding something, or doing it at work to help someone else out.
9. Do you carry scissors? I think I have some in my purse, in a sewing kit.
10. Do you wish you did? I guess.
11. How about fingernail clippers? I used to... I don't think I do anymore, though.
12. Blue or black ink? black - I try to avoid blue, although I'm not as much of a freak about it as I used to be.
13. Do you own a pair of flannel pants? No, but I think they're yummy, and very sexy if on a guy.
14. Do you wear slippers around the house? Only 'cause I don't have any right now. I do the socks thing sometimes. My feet get cold.
15. Do you untie your shoes before you take them off? Sometimes.
16. Can you keep a pair of white shoes clean for very long? Nope!
17. Do you wash your car a lot? Not as much as I'd like to.
18. How much does it cost to fill your vehicle up? About $16.
19. Is your buddy list mainly people you don't talk to? Not really.
20. Do you put your dirty clothes in a basket or just let them lay on your floor? I put them in the basket until it gets too full. Then they go on the floor.
21. Are your dresser drawers organized? No, but I wish they were. It's on my list of things to do.
22. Will your parents kill you if you bring home a D? That's never happened. I brought home a C- once, in Indiana History when I was in 4th grade, but that was mostly because I hadn't made up the work I missed while we were in Florida. They weren't happy, but they didn't freak, either. Oh, wait... now that I think of it, I think I did get a D in physics and pre-calculus. I got a different teacher for physics and went to a B, and I retook pre-cal and got a B.
23. Do you belong to Sam's club? Yep. I think I'm up for renewal.
24. Do you like Super Target? Not sure I've been to one. I love Target, though.
25. What's your view on the Baker's Value Card? Umm... huh?
26. Has someone accidentally given you back the wrong change and you just kept it? I think so. It depends on my whim whether I point it out or not. Usually I do.
27. Ever been to a hockey game? Nope
28. Ever laughed at a retard? Well, I don't like that term, but yes, often. I used to work in that field, and some of 'em are funny as hell. And I mean that I was laughing at their jokes, or something they did, not that I was laughing AT them. I laughed WITH them, and loved every one of them.
29. Ever faked a call on your cell phone? Not that I remember.
30. Ever swung your left arm back and forth so much when you walked that anyone within 20 feet would get hit? Probably
31. Ever spit on anyone? No
32. Ever been spit on? Once. I HATED it.
33. Ever watched someone be spit on? Only on TV
34. Ever growled at someone? Yes
35. Ever been meowed at? By someone besides my cats? Not unless you count Clove's signature line.
36. Do you grab for your cell phone whenever you hear a ring? Rarely. Mine's set on vibrate.
37. Does your mom still do your laundry? No... she lives too far away. ;)
38. Do you have a camera of your own? Somewhere around here....
39. Do you spend extremely too much time on your computer? Yep! ;)
40. Do you pick your nose when you drive because you think just because you have tinted windows they can't see you? I don't have tinted windows. I wait till there aren't any cars around. ;)
41. Do you think your mom's hot? My mother is beautiful, but I dont't think I would classify her as hot.
42. Do you honestly sing in the shower? Every once in a great while
43. Do you ever wave at complete strangers? Sure
44. Have you ever farted in a room and walked out? Why walk out?
45. Have you ever eaten at a Truck Stop? Mmmmmm...... truck stop food......
46. Have you ever found out that there was no toilet paper in the stall after you sat down? Who hasn't?
47. Are you the moron that writes on the bathroom walls? I did in college. There were some major philosophical discussions going on in those stalls. But in this case, I was helping out a chick who wanted to know how to give a good blow job. ;)
48. Why are there visible bacteria in the sinks at school? There are?
49. Do you park in the same place everyday at school/work or close to the same place? If I can
50. Do you love your car as much as I love mine (that's not possible!) Ummm.... not as much as I loved my Monte Carlo. I loved that car a LOT
51. Do pimples piss you off? Not really
52. Do they hurt? Sometimes
53. Have you ever had a wart (anywhere)? I don't think so
54. Do your parents ask you gay questions? Sure. And they hate when I answer them. So they've stopped asking.
55. How much does your dog weigh? I don't have a dog. I have 6 cats, who weigh on the average 10 pounds.
56. Do you treat your parents badly? Ah, that's the question, isn't it? I don't, really. But I think still relying on them is somehow treating them disrespectfully.
57. Are you disrespectful according to them? Not that I know of
58. Do you know that it's actually a privilege to live under their roof? I live under my own roof, thank you very much.
59. Do you get a lot of junk email? Not a whole lot. Most of the junk I get is people trying to send me viruses. (Yes, I know the correct term is virii.)
61. Do you have a blank paper near by? Does what's in the printer count?
62. How long are your showers? 30-45 minutes - closer to 90 minutes if Glenn is in there with me.
63. Do you shower (cuz some people don't, I swear!) Yeah, I prefer to shower. Although I've been known to soak in a bath once I'm already clean.
64. Do you chemically alter your hair (by yourself)? I have once or twice.
65. Does your mom try to help you although you know you're beyond help? These questions are obviously geared toward teenagers, but I'll play along. The answer, while ignoring the sarcasm, is yes.
66. Do you like your job? Yeah, although I have a few issues right now.
67. Do you even work? Yep
68. Do your parents complain about how much of their money you spend? Often
69. Do they threaten you if you don't make the honor roll? Never. I usually did, though.
70. Do you make it to school/work on time? Usually, but I have a flexible schedule, so I have some liberty there.
71. Do you ever stop for breakfast? If I have money and time, yeah.
72. Have you ever been late because you had to wash your car first? Not that I recall
73. Have you ever flashed anyone the peace sign while driving down the road? OK, this is just getting stupid. No.
74. Does your dog jump on the door and then get yelled at? No dog. My cat tries to go out the door, and gets yelled at.
75. Do people call you and piss you off? Only bill-collectors and telemarketers.
76. Do you click over when someone beeps in and you're on the phone? Usually... depends on who I'm talking to, and who's beeping.
77. Do you take good messages for people or do you blow it off? Depends on who the message is from.
78. Have you ever broken a kitchen utensil and thought your mom was going to be angry with you? Of course.
79. Is the word dude part of your everyday vocabulary? Dude, yeah.
80. Do other people's parents scare you? Nope.
81. Do you have a cell phone? Kinda. I have a cell phone that doesn't work 'cause I owe VoiceStream like $800.
82. Does it have detachable faces? I don't think so.
83. Do you like leather couches? I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
84. Do you cross your legs when you sit down? I usually curl up.
85. Do wear one pair of shoes more than another? I dunno. As an abomination to my gender, I think I only own like 5 pairs of shoes, most of them Birkenstocks.
86. How many pairs of shoes do you have? See above.
87. Do you love shoes? Not in the least.
88. Do your quads hurt from running? I don't run.
89. Do you wish a certain someone could rub them to make them feel better? Hey, I'll admit it. I'm a massage slut. I'm not horribly picky about who. I've found Brian M kicks MUCH ass at it, though.
90. What kind of music do your parents listen to? Country
91. When you drive with your parents in the car, is it a battle over what radio station? Sometimes. If I can't stand what they're listening to, I just change it. If we're in my car, I'll try to find one of my CDs that's mutually acceptable.
92. Do they think your choice of music is just absolutely terrible? Pretty much, although I surprise them a few times.
93. Are you good at being a b*tch? The word is BITCH, I hate censorship, thank you very much. And I suppose that proves it, although I really don't think I am.
94. Have you ever cried because of physical pain? Yeah... I was in the hospital for a URI, and my head hurt SO bad.
95. Do you eat and drink in your room? Not usually. I eat and drink outside the kitchen a lot, though.
96. Do you wish you had a computer in your room? I had it there once. I like it better in another room.
97. Do you bite your nails without even thinking about it? I nibble on them.
98. Does thunder only happen when it's raining? No, but players only love you when they're playing.
99. Do players only love you when they're playing? OK, I SWEAR I did not look ahead and see this!
100. Do you have candles in your room? Lots
101. Do you have any beanie babies? I have a unicorn, that Mary gave me, and I have Scorch, the dragon. I used to have a complete set of Meanie Babies, though.
102. Do you keep old crap that you made when you were little, like art projects and stuff? No. I clear shit out every once in a while.
103. Do you still have the original Nintendo? I think Glenn has one somewhere. Mine got sold in a garage sale, I think.
104. Remember the duck hunting game? I never had it, but I remember it.
105. Do you like trampolines? Fuck yeah.
106. Have you ever jumped off a cliff? Hell no.
107. Do you like America's Most Wanted? I've seen it a couple of times. Doesn't do much for me.
108. How about the show COPS? I watched it for a while, but pretty much only 'cause other people were. We MST3000 the episodes, and that was fun.
109. Have you ever lit your hair on fire? Ummm.... well.... no....
110. Do you write on the desks at school? Rarely
111. Do you cover your textbooks? Not if I had a choice in the matter. Some schools/teachers insisted on it.
112. Do you doodle on your textbooks? If they had a cover, I doodled on the cover.
113. Have you ever damaged another person's property? On purpose? I don't think so.
114. Been to the beach? Sure. We used to go every winter.
115. Do you like the school's convenient store? I used to love that. :)
116. Does your dog hump anything in sight? No dog.
117. Do you have a duck or two or three that quack? I see.... and what drugs were we on when we wrote this survey? The answer is no.
118. Do you like track? No
119. Don't you think the track uniforms are ucky? Yes
120. Is your modem louder then heck? Perfectly quiet
I deleted question #121….WAYYYYY too stupid for me!!! - Anne Marie wrote that. Given the other questions in this survey, I can only imagine what it must have been.
122. Do you have an email account thru Yahoo? No. I used to, but I prefer just having one email.
123. Do you like the Tru Crew; do you even know who the Tru Crew is? Don't know who they are.
124. What's one of the cutest screen names you've ever seen? Oh, I've got a good one (well, more accurately, Shawn has a good one). W84Me2P.
125. Have you thought about getting personalized plates for your car? Right now, they say LNGFSH.
126. What would you put on them? I plan on changing them to KLA22
127. What COUNTY are you from? Kosciusko County, Indiana.
128. Do you know anyone that wears stretch pants that shouldn't? People should wear whatever the fuck they want.
129. Do you know anyone with the nickname Lunchbox? Not unless you count Silent Bob.
130. How about Woody? Some guy in Spartanburg had that as a nickname.
131. Or Bulldog? No.
132. Or T-Dawg? How long is this? No.
133. Have you ever been skiing? Tried it once in college. I made the bunny hill, and that was about it. I spent most of my time in the clubhouse, watching the Desert Storm stuff on CNN.
134. Did you fall on your butt? Lots.
135. Are some people so full of themselves that it makes you sick? Not really. I can usually see past that, and see how scared they are.
136. Do you know any male sluts? Not as many as I'd like to. ;)
137. Do you keep notes that people write you? Rob's and Leo's, in their entirety, and a few assorted others.
138. Who do you get the most notes from? No longer applicable.
139. Do you yell across the bowling alley at people you know? Sure
140. Do you yell across the school if you see a friend? I have.
141. What does the number 7 mean to you? It's a popular number, and reputed to be lucky.
142. Have you ever made a shout-out to your parents? Does the toast at my wedding count?
143. Have you ever thought about putting something on E-bay? Not really
144. How often do you change your bed sheets? Now that I have a washer again, probably anywhere from once a week to once a month.
145. Have you ever taken a shower and then put on the dirty underwear you had just taken off? Every once in a GREAT while.
146. Are you good at scheduling activities? I used to be. I'm hoping to be so again.
147. Do you ever talk on the phone and type at the same time? Often
148. Does it hurt your ear or your neck? Not usually
149. Do you have arthritis in your hands or fingers? No
150. Do you like Scooby Doo? Ick
151. Would you ever buy seat covers for your car? I did when I had black vinyl seats, but they never worked
152. Do you look at a picture of your baby a lot and wish you were with them? No kids.
153. Do you think there are too many people named Ashley and Jenny in this world? Who cares?
154. Would you ever name your child Bob? No, but I might call him/her that as a joke.
155. What's your highest bowling score? I don't remember. If I score over 100, it's a good game for me.
156. Have you ever played tennis? Yeah, but I suck at it.
157. Have you ever jumped off a trampoline into a pool? I've never seen a trampoline that close to a pool.
158. Have you ever played shuffleboard? Nope
159. When's the last time you called someone a 'douche bag'? Never.
160. Do you wear your coat even when you're in your house? No. I prefer to be naked in the house.
161. Have you ever been tanning? Yeah, when I was in high school and college.
162. Did you fry your butt? Not while tanning.
163. Do you have freckles? Not really.
164. Do you think they're hot? No.
165. Do you own any heavy machinery? Does the car count? What about the washer and dryer?
166. Have you ever operated heavy machinery under the influence of drugs or alcohol? Yeah, but I was in control.
167. Have you ever dropped a bowling ball? I don't remember.
168. Have you ever wanted to die in someone's arms? Who doesn't?
169. Do you like people with red hair? Yummy.
170. Did you like the Chuckie movies? They're OK.
171. Do you want to see Hannibal? Already seen it. The book was better, but you gotta love Anthony Hopkins.
172. Am I way past done? This survey kinda sucks. It started off OK, but damn....
173. Do you have a cute tummy? I don't think so.
174. Has someone told you have a nice bum? Not using that word, thank god.
175. Your pad or mine? Depends... which one has the satin sheets?
176. Do you own toe socks? No... thought about getting some to see what they're like, though.
177. Do you have anything Hawaiian? I have a lei, that an online friend sent me
178. Would I look hot in a skirt? Who's "I"?
179. Do you smile a lot? Often.
180. Have you ever actually looked at me? Again, who's "me"?
181. Do you act your age? Not if I can help it.
182. Do you like freshmen? Sometimes.
183. Do racist people piss you off? YES
184. Are you a racist person? NO
185. Has anyone ever told you that you speak with a southern accent? I did when I lived in South Carolina.
186. Were you a bratty little son of a gun (censored) when you were little? Son of a BITCH, thank you. And my aunt used to say I was.
187. Are you still? Sometimes, I guess.
188. Name one person that's a jerk: Whoever wrote the stupider questions in this fucking survey?
189. Are your parents always at work? My mom was always a housewife, and my dad is retired. He worked a lot when he was there, though.
190. Have you ever hit a deer? No. I'm usually too alert to hit animals.
191. Have you ever come close to hitting a deer? Once. Took me completely by surprise. I still have that leaping sillohuete (sp?) burned in my brain.
192. Have you ever gone to a restaurant and just had a glass of water? Usually when I'm broke, and I'm going there just for the companionship.
193. Do you have school spirit? I did when I was there.
194. Do you enjoy pep rallies? I did.
195. Does anything motivate you, and if so what? I motivate myself, I think.
196. Do you get a lot of days off of school/work? I used to be able to. Not so sure now, though.
197. Can you surf? No, unless you count the Web.
198. Don't you wish Nebraska had a beach? I could give a fuck about Nebraska
199. What's your swimsuit look like? shades of blue
200. Have you ever shot a bee bee gun at the neighbor kid? Hell no
201. Ford or Chevy? Chevy
202. Jeep Wrangler or Cherokee? Cherokee
203. Do you donate to the Goodwill? I usually try to give stuff to my friends, first, but yeah.
204. Have you ever just walked around for the heck of it? Sure
205. When you talk on the phone, do you have to be doing something else too? No
206. Have you ever considered being a cop? No
207. Do you have your own language with your friends? Yeah, but moreso with my Illinois friends.
208. Do you have so many inside jokes that it's annoying for other people to be around you? Not that I know of...
209. Do you and your friends diss each other on a daily basis? Not unless you count the playful stuff that Glenn and I do. Frog used to.
210. Do you have a tack board in your room? Nope
211. What's on it? not applicable
212. Do you make your bed? More times than not
213. Is your alarm clock right by your bed? Yep
214. What time do you usually leave your house for school/work? 11:30pm for midnights, 4:30am for days
215. Are you in a world of crap for your grades? Never was
216. Are you thinking of some lie to make up to lessen the pain when they get your report card and you turn into dog crap? I'm sure this HAS to be over soon. No.
217. When's your last day of school? Not applicable. May 12, 1991. But I took classes after that, too.
218. Are you going to have a wild party? Someday, when I get the apartment to my liking.
219. Are you a constant failure? No, I'm not. What the hell kinda judgemental question is that, anyway?
220. Do you own a pair of sandals? Yep.
221. Do you wear pretty socks? Sometimes. I really don't care, though.
222. Am I done? Halle-fucking-lulah, yes!!!!
THIS IS THE SURVEY TO END ALL SURVEYS….
Do you have a lucky number? Not really. I'm rather fond of 2, though.
Prized Possession: Hmmm... well, since I can't count Glenn or the cats as actual possessions... I guess my prized possessions would be the personal stuff I keep in my file cabinet. The whole of my (written) interactions with Rob is there, and other correspondences I deem important.
Do you do drugs? Not consistently. I've done pot a couple of times, but that makes me cough. I'm holding out for hash brownies. I've done acid once, and really enjoyed it. I'd do it again. Just haven't had the opportunity.
Do you smoke? I have a few times. I'd say less than 10 times in my lifetime, about equally divided between tobacco and cloves. I don't anymore, though.
Do you drink? I used to, but never to excess. I had a few experiences doing it to where I got sick, but not many. I don't drink anymore.
Do you cuss? Fuckin'-A right, I do.
Pet Peeves: Hmmm... People who don't use their turn signals. People who drive entirely too fucking slow. People who aren't willing to see their own role in their own drama(s). A dirty house.
Vices {things you love but know aren't good for you}: Food, lots of it, and mostly stuff that's bad for you.
What are your plans after school: Ummm... I think I'm doing that, sorta. The plans I have now aren't too terribly dissimilar to what they were then. I just need to put the plans into action. Those being to get off my ass and be a healer.
Do you have a CD burner? I wish. I "steal" the one at work occassionally, though.
Who do you hate? Probably a lot of things I'm not willing to admit to. I'm sure therapy will bring that out.
Who hates you? I don't know. I hope no one. I don't think I've given anyone cause to. I'd say if anyone, Leo would be the one who has the most cause. But he's probably the least likely to hate me.
How many buddies are on your buddy list? Around 75, I think... some are duplicates, and I'm combining 4 different chat utilities, but that seems about right.
How many are online right now? 11, of the two I have running.
Which ones are you talking to? I think I'm talking to Shayne, but he hasn't answered in a while, so I'm not sure if that counts.
How do you know them? I know Shayne realtime... I used to live with him, and he's Rob's "brother". Most of my contacts I know realtime.
What did you do yesterday? I went to the doctor and slept a lot.
What did you do today? Well, I've only been up for two hours... I cleaned the litter box, straightened up the bedroom just a little, brushed my teeth, and the rest of the time has been checking email and blogging.
What did you do last weekend? Got married. :)
What are you gonna do when this is over? Hopefully, Glenn will be home by then, and we'll do breakfast, and hopefully one of the Buffy tapes that Droid gave us. After that, I'll be back to blogging, and maybe picking up the house a little.
the LAST...
thing you ate: Ummm... two Krystal double cheeseburgers, no mustard.
thing you drank: I'm currently drinking a cup of throat comfort tea.
song you heard: Not sure. Something by Voltaire, 'cause that's what Glenn has playing in the bedroom.
show you watched: Buffy, on tape. Young Guns, on cable.
person you saw: Glenn. He tucked me in last night when I was sick.
person you called: Ummm... my mom, I think.
person you hugged: Glenn
person you kissed: Glenn :)
person to ride in your car: Glenn (are we seeing a pattern here?)
whose car you rode in: Either Glenn's or my parents... not sure which
movie you watched: In the theater, The Bourne Identity. At home, Young Guns.
person you gave the finger: Glenn... it's a sign of affection between us ;)
person you missed: Frog
*~Past~*
When was the last time that you ate a pop-tart? Ummmm... about a month or so ago
When was the last time that you said, "I Love You"? About 15 minutes ago, in an online chat with Glenn
When was the last time that you went out of town? Well, given that this is Atlanta, I go out of town when I go to work, which was Monday. But, in the spirit of the question, I think it was last month, when I went to Indiana to visit my parents.
When was the last time that you cried? Ummm... I think I did a little on Friday.
Have you ever been in a car accident? Yeah. The only ones with another person were when I was in a car with friends, and we got rear-ended at a stop-sign; when I was trying to make a left turn from the right lane, and got clipped by the chick in my blind spot; and once I got run into when I was parked on the side of the road. No one was hurt in any of them.
Have you ever been kissed? Of course!
Who was your first kiss? Hmmm.... I'm not sure if this counts, but when I was in second grade, I kissed Royce Rheam on the ear, and he kissed me back the same way. I suggested doing it that way, 'cause I knew that kissing on the lips at school would get you in trouble, and I thought if we did it this way, people would just think we were whispering.
When was the last time you really embarrassed yourself? Hmmmm.... Really, when it comes down to it, this can be embarassing. But I think I'm trying to get over that whole idea of embarassment. It implies that I've done something wrong that I should be ashamed of, and I'm very much trying to get out of that mindset.
What is your best memory? My weddings. Both of them.
What is your worst memory? Hmmm.... It's more a set of memories that involve people leaving, or me leaving them. Currently, that applies to Leo, Fig, and Rob.
When was the last time that you watched the sunrise? Sadly enough, I don't remember. I do remember the most spectacular one I saw was driving home from my last day of work in Illinois. I think it was a gift from the gods, since I was really upset at leaving.
When was the last time that you went to the mall? Sunday, although we just ran into Penney's. I went Saturday with Glenn so he could ogle women. ;)
When was the last time that you went to the movies and what did you see? Glenn and I went to see The Bourne Identity on Saturday, after the mall.
When was the last time that you went to a party? Last month, Chip and Christa's birthday party. It was a lot of fun.
When was the last time that you played Truth or Dare? I haven't the foggiest. I think we played a drinking version of it at Chalice's party, which was last year sometime.
When was the last time that you ate a fruit? A few days ago... strawberry and spinach salad... good stuff!
*~FUTURE~*
Do you intend to get married? Already am. And had you asked me this two years ago, I would have said HELL NO. ;)
If so, to who? Already am - to Glenn. And very happy.
Do you intend to go all the way? Fuck yeah. Been there, done that, gonna do it again. And ain't polyamory grand? ;)
Do you intend to have kids? It depends. I'd love to, but only if I can stay home with them, so probably not in this lifetime.
Do you intend to go to college? I have a bachelors in psychology, and certification in practical nursing, but yeah, I'd like to go back, for either of those, plus a lot of holistic things.
Do you intend to go to your high school reunion? I went to one... 5 years... it was lame. I doubt I'd go to another, but never say never. Right now, the distance makes it difficult, though.
Would you ever go to a psychic? I have. Some are good, some are not. I have the blessings of being part of a community of people with those gifts, and am learning to develop them myself.
Would you ever eat dirt? Ummm... why? I suppose, if it were a dare, and I was feeling stupid.
Would you ever kiss one of your teachers? Well, I don't have any right now. There were some I fantasized about as a kid, though.
What do you want to be when you grow up? I always said that I wanted to be Aunt Meg in Twister.
Would you ever have plastic surgery? I dunno. Does the lap-band thing count?
All right, some of these questions are absurd, and even insulting, but oh well, here goes…
1. One Kleenex or two when you blow your nose? one
2. Have you ever drank Slimfast? Yeah... probably not the best weight-loss choice, though
3. If so, what's your favorite kind? I think I only ever had the chocolate.
4. Did you really need to drink it? I don't really NEED to do anything. But if you're asking if I think I could stand to lose weight, then definitely.
5. Do you listen to music off your computer? Sometimes. I prefer not to, though.
6. Do you wear headphones so you don't distract other people? Rarely
7. Have you ever blown a speaker out in a car from having too much bass? No... I buy good speakers. :)
8. Do you use highlighters frequently? Not really, unless I'm color-coding something, or doing it at work to help someone else out.
9. Do you carry scissors? I think I have some in my purse, in a sewing kit.
10. Do you wish you did? I guess.
11. How about fingernail clippers? I used to... I don't think I do anymore, though.
12. Blue or black ink? black - I try to avoid blue, although I'm not as much of a freak about it as I used to be.
13. Do you own a pair of flannel pants? No, but I think they're yummy, and very sexy if on a guy.
14. Do you wear slippers around the house? Only 'cause I don't have any right now. I do the socks thing sometimes. My feet get cold.
15. Do you untie your shoes before you take them off? Sometimes.
16. Can you keep a pair of white shoes clean for very long? Nope!
17. Do you wash your car a lot? Not as much as I'd like to.
18. How much does it cost to fill your vehicle up? About $16.
19. Is your buddy list mainly people you don't talk to? Not really.
20. Do you put your dirty clothes in a basket or just let them lay on your floor? I put them in the basket until it gets too full. Then they go on the floor.
21. Are your dresser drawers organized? No, but I wish they were. It's on my list of things to do.
22. Will your parents kill you if you bring home a D? That's never happened. I brought home a C- once, in Indiana History when I was in 4th grade, but that was mostly because I hadn't made up the work I missed while we were in Florida. They weren't happy, but they didn't freak, either. Oh, wait... now that I think of it, I think I did get a D in physics and pre-calculus. I got a different teacher for physics and went to a B, and I retook pre-cal and got a B.
23. Do you belong to Sam's club? Yep. I think I'm up for renewal.
24. Do you like Super Target? Not sure I've been to one. I love Target, though.
25. What's your view on the Baker's Value Card? Umm... huh?
26. Has someone accidentally given you back the wrong change and you just kept it? I think so. It depends on my whim whether I point it out or not. Usually I do.
27. Ever been to a hockey game? Nope
28. Ever laughed at a retard? Well, I don't like that term, but yes, often. I used to work in that field, and some of 'em are funny as hell. And I mean that I was laughing at their jokes, or something they did, not that I was laughing AT them. I laughed WITH them, and loved every one of them.
29. Ever faked a call on your cell phone? Not that I remember.
30. Ever swung your left arm back and forth so much when you walked that anyone within 20 feet would get hit? Probably
31. Ever spit on anyone? No
32. Ever been spit on? Once. I HATED it.
33. Ever watched someone be spit on? Only on TV
34. Ever growled at someone? Yes
35. Ever been meowed at? By someone besides my cats? Not unless you count Clove's signature line.
36. Do you grab for your cell phone whenever you hear a ring? Rarely. Mine's set on vibrate.
37. Does your mom still do your laundry? No... she lives too far away. ;)
38. Do you have a camera of your own? Somewhere around here....
39. Do you spend extremely too much time on your computer? Yep! ;)
40. Do you pick your nose when you drive because you think just because you have tinted windows they can't see you? I don't have tinted windows. I wait till there aren't any cars around. ;)
41. Do you think your mom's hot? My mother is beautiful, but I dont't think I would classify her as hot.
42. Do you honestly sing in the shower? Every once in a great while
43. Do you ever wave at complete strangers? Sure
44. Have you ever farted in a room and walked out? Why walk out?
45. Have you ever eaten at a Truck Stop? Mmmmmm...... truck stop food......
46. Have you ever found out that there was no toilet paper in the stall after you sat down? Who hasn't?
47. Are you the moron that writes on the bathroom walls? I did in college. There were some major philosophical discussions going on in those stalls. But in this case, I was helping out a chick who wanted to know how to give a good blow job. ;)
48. Why are there visible bacteria in the sinks at school? There are?
49. Do you park in the same place everyday at school/work or close to the same place? If I can
50. Do you love your car as much as I love mine (that's not possible!) Ummm.... not as much as I loved my Monte Carlo. I loved that car a LOT
51. Do pimples piss you off? Not really
52. Do they hurt? Sometimes
53. Have you ever had a wart (anywhere)? I don't think so
54. Do your parents ask you gay questions? Sure. And they hate when I answer them. So they've stopped asking.
55. How much does your dog weigh? I don't have a dog. I have 6 cats, who weigh on the average 10 pounds.
56. Do you treat your parents badly? Ah, that's the question, isn't it? I don't, really. But I think still relying on them is somehow treating them disrespectfully.
57. Are you disrespectful according to them? Not that I know of
58. Do you know that it's actually a privilege to live under their roof? I live under my own roof, thank you very much.
59. Do you get a lot of junk email? Not a whole lot. Most of the junk I get is people trying to send me viruses. (Yes, I know the correct term is virii.)
61. Do you have a blank paper near by? Does what's in the printer count?
62. How long are your showers? 30-45 minutes - closer to 90 minutes if Glenn is in there with me.
63. Do you shower (cuz some people don't, I swear!) Yeah, I prefer to shower. Although I've been known to soak in a bath once I'm already clean.
64. Do you chemically alter your hair (by yourself)? I have once or twice.
65. Does your mom try to help you although you know you're beyond help? These questions are obviously geared toward teenagers, but I'll play along. The answer, while ignoring the sarcasm, is yes.
66. Do you like your job? Yeah, although I have a few issues right now.
67. Do you even work? Yep
68. Do your parents complain about how much of their money you spend? Often
69. Do they threaten you if you don't make the honor roll? Never. I usually did, though.
70. Do you make it to school/work on time? Usually, but I have a flexible schedule, so I have some liberty there.
71. Do you ever stop for breakfast? If I have money and time, yeah.
72. Have you ever been late because you had to wash your car first? Not that I recall
73. Have you ever flashed anyone the peace sign while driving down the road? OK, this is just getting stupid. No.
74. Does your dog jump on the door and then get yelled at? No dog. My cat tries to go out the door, and gets yelled at.
75. Do people call you and piss you off? Only bill-collectors and telemarketers.
76. Do you click over when someone beeps in and you're on the phone? Usually... depends on who I'm talking to, and who's beeping.
77. Do you take good messages for people or do you blow it off? Depends on who the message is from.
78. Have you ever broken a kitchen utensil and thought your mom was going to be angry with you? Of course.
79. Is the word dude part of your everyday vocabulary? Dude, yeah.
80. Do other people's parents scare you? Nope.
81. Do you have a cell phone? Kinda. I have a cell phone that doesn't work 'cause I owe VoiceStream like $800.
82. Does it have detachable faces? I don't think so.
83. Do you like leather couches? I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
84. Do you cross your legs when you sit down? I usually curl up.
85. Do wear one pair of shoes more than another? I dunno. As an abomination to my gender, I think I only own like 5 pairs of shoes, most of them Birkenstocks.
86. How many pairs of shoes do you have? See above.
87. Do you love shoes? Not in the least.
88. Do your quads hurt from running? I don't run.
89. Do you wish a certain someone could rub them to make them feel better? Hey, I'll admit it. I'm a massage slut. I'm not horribly picky about who. I've found Brian M kicks MUCH ass at it, though.
90. What kind of music do your parents listen to? Country
91. When you drive with your parents in the car, is it a battle over what radio station? Sometimes. If I can't stand what they're listening to, I just change it. If we're in my car, I'll try to find one of my CDs that's mutually acceptable.
92. Do they think your choice of music is just absolutely terrible? Pretty much, although I surprise them a few times.
93. Are you good at being a b*tch? The word is BITCH, I hate censorship, thank you very much. And I suppose that proves it, although I really don't think I am.
94. Have you ever cried because of physical pain? Yeah... I was in the hospital for a URI, and my head hurt SO bad.
95. Do you eat and drink in your room? Not usually. I eat and drink outside the kitchen a lot, though.
96. Do you wish you had a computer in your room? I had it there once. I like it better in another room.
97. Do you bite your nails without even thinking about it? I nibble on them.
98. Does thunder only happen when it's raining? No, but players only love you when they're playing.
99. Do players only love you when they're playing? OK, I SWEAR I did not look ahead and see this!
100. Do you have candles in your room? Lots
101. Do you have any beanie babies? I have a unicorn, that Mary gave me, and I have Scorch, the dragon. I used to have a complete set of Meanie Babies, though.
102. Do you keep old crap that you made when you were little, like art projects and stuff? No. I clear shit out every once in a while.
103. Do you still have the original Nintendo? I think Glenn has one somewhere. Mine got sold in a garage sale, I think.
104. Remember the duck hunting game? I never had it, but I remember it.
105. Do you like trampolines? Fuck yeah.
106. Have you ever jumped off a cliff? Hell no.
107. Do you like America's Most Wanted? I've seen it a couple of times. Doesn't do much for me.
108. How about the show COPS? I watched it for a while, but pretty much only 'cause other people were. We MST3000 the episodes, and that was fun.
109. Have you ever lit your hair on fire? Ummm.... well.... no....
110. Do you write on the desks at school? Rarely
111. Do you cover your textbooks? Not if I had a choice in the matter. Some schools/teachers insisted on it.
112. Do you doodle on your textbooks? If they had a cover, I doodled on the cover.
113. Have you ever damaged another person's property? On purpose? I don't think so.
114. Been to the beach? Sure. We used to go every winter.
115. Do you like the school's convenient store? I used to love that. :)
116. Does your dog hump anything in sight? No dog.
117. Do you have a duck or two or three that quack? I see.... and what drugs were we on when we wrote this survey? The answer is no.
118. Do you like track? No
119. Don't you think the track uniforms are ucky? Yes
120. Is your modem louder then heck? Perfectly quiet
I deleted question #121….WAYYYYY too stupid for me!!! - Anne Marie wrote that. Given the other questions in this survey, I can only imagine what it must have been.
122. Do you have an email account thru Yahoo? No. I used to, but I prefer just having one email.
123. Do you like the Tru Crew; do you even know who the Tru Crew is? Don't know who they are.
124. What's one of the cutest screen names you've ever seen? Oh, I've got a good one (well, more accurately, Shawn has a good one). W84Me2P.
125. Have you thought about getting personalized plates for your car? Right now, they say LNGFSH.
126. What would you put on them? I plan on changing them to KLA22
127. What COUNTY are you from? Kosciusko County, Indiana.
128. Do you know anyone that wears stretch pants that shouldn't? People should wear whatever the fuck they want.
129. Do you know anyone with the nickname Lunchbox? Not unless you count Silent Bob.
130. How about Woody? Some guy in Spartanburg had that as a nickname.
131. Or Bulldog? No.
132. Or T-Dawg? How long is this? No.
133. Have you ever been skiing? Tried it once in college. I made the bunny hill, and that was about it. I spent most of my time in the clubhouse, watching the Desert Storm stuff on CNN.
134. Did you fall on your butt? Lots.
135. Are some people so full of themselves that it makes you sick? Not really. I can usually see past that, and see how scared they are.
136. Do you know any male sluts? Not as many as I'd like to. ;)
137. Do you keep notes that people write you? Rob's and Leo's, in their entirety, and a few assorted others.
138. Who do you get the most notes from? No longer applicable.
139. Do you yell across the bowling alley at people you know? Sure
140. Do you yell across the school if you see a friend? I have.
141. What does the number 7 mean to you? It's a popular number, and reputed to be lucky.
142. Have you ever made a shout-out to your parents? Does the toast at my wedding count?
143. Have you ever thought about putting something on E-bay? Not really
144. How often do you change your bed sheets? Now that I have a washer again, probably anywhere from once a week to once a month.
145. Have you ever taken a shower and then put on the dirty underwear you had just taken off? Every once in a GREAT while.
146. Are you good at scheduling activities? I used to be. I'm hoping to be so again.
147. Do you ever talk on the phone and type at the same time? Often
148. Does it hurt your ear or your neck? Not usually
149. Do you have arthritis in your hands or fingers? No
150. Do you like Scooby Doo? Ick
151. Would you ever buy seat covers for your car? I did when I had black vinyl seats, but they never worked
152. Do you look at a picture of your baby a lot and wish you were with them? No kids.
153. Do you think there are too many people named Ashley and Jenny in this world? Who cares?
154. Would you ever name your child Bob? No, but I might call him/her that as a joke.
155. What's your highest bowling score? I don't remember. If I score over 100, it's a good game for me.
156. Have you ever played tennis? Yeah, but I suck at it.
157. Have you ever jumped off a trampoline into a pool? I've never seen a trampoline that close to a pool.
158. Have you ever played shuffleboard? Nope
159. When's the last time you called someone a 'douche bag'? Never.
160. Do you wear your coat even when you're in your house? No. I prefer to be naked in the house.
161. Have you ever been tanning? Yeah, when I was in high school and college.
162. Did you fry your butt? Not while tanning.
163. Do you have freckles? Not really.
164. Do you think they're hot? No.
165. Do you own any heavy machinery? Does the car count? What about the washer and dryer?
166. Have you ever operated heavy machinery under the influence of drugs or alcohol? Yeah, but I was in control.
167. Have you ever dropped a bowling ball? I don't remember.
168. Have you ever wanted to die in someone's arms? Who doesn't?
169. Do you like people with red hair? Yummy.
170. Did you like the Chuckie movies? They're OK.
171. Do you want to see Hannibal? Already seen it. The book was better, but you gotta love Anthony Hopkins.
172. Am I way past done? This survey kinda sucks. It started off OK, but damn....
173. Do you have a cute tummy? I don't think so.
174. Has someone told you have a nice bum? Not using that word, thank god.
175. Your pad or mine? Depends... which one has the satin sheets?
176. Do you own toe socks? No... thought about getting some to see what they're like, though.
177. Do you have anything Hawaiian? I have a lei, that an online friend sent me
178. Would I look hot in a skirt? Who's "I"?
179. Do you smile a lot? Often.
180. Have you ever actually looked at me? Again, who's "me"?
181. Do you act your age? Not if I can help it.
182. Do you like freshmen? Sometimes.
183. Do racist people piss you off? YES
184. Are you a racist person? NO
185. Has anyone ever told you that you speak with a southern accent? I did when I lived in South Carolina.
186. Were you a bratty little son of a gun (censored) when you were little? Son of a BITCH, thank you. And my aunt used to say I was.
187. Are you still? Sometimes, I guess.
188. Name one person that's a jerk: Whoever wrote the stupider questions in this fucking survey?
189. Are your parents always at work? My mom was always a housewife, and my dad is retired. He worked a lot when he was there, though.
190. Have you ever hit a deer? No. I'm usually too alert to hit animals.
191. Have you ever come close to hitting a deer? Once. Took me completely by surprise. I still have that leaping sillohuete (sp?) burned in my brain.
192. Have you ever gone to a restaurant and just had a glass of water? Usually when I'm broke, and I'm going there just for the companionship.
193. Do you have school spirit? I did when I was there.
194. Do you enjoy pep rallies? I did.
195. Does anything motivate you, and if so what? I motivate myself, I think.
196. Do you get a lot of days off of school/work? I used to be able to. Not so sure now, though.
197. Can you surf? No, unless you count the Web.
198. Don't you wish Nebraska had a beach? I could give a fuck about Nebraska
199. What's your swimsuit look like? shades of blue
200. Have you ever shot a bee bee gun at the neighbor kid? Hell no
201. Ford or Chevy? Chevy
202. Jeep Wrangler or Cherokee? Cherokee
203. Do you donate to the Goodwill? I usually try to give stuff to my friends, first, but yeah.
204. Have you ever just walked around for the heck of it? Sure
205. When you talk on the phone, do you have to be doing something else too? No
206. Have you ever considered being a cop? No
207. Do you have your own language with your friends? Yeah, but moreso with my Illinois friends.
208. Do you have so many inside jokes that it's annoying for other people to be around you? Not that I know of...
209. Do you and your friends diss each other on a daily basis? Not unless you count the playful stuff that Glenn and I do. Frog used to.
210. Do you have a tack board in your room? Nope
211. What's on it? not applicable
212. Do you make your bed? More times than not
213. Is your alarm clock right by your bed? Yep
214. What time do you usually leave your house for school/work? 11:30pm for midnights, 4:30am for days
215. Are you in a world of crap for your grades? Never was
216. Are you thinking of some lie to make up to lessen the pain when they get your report card and you turn into dog crap? I'm sure this HAS to be over soon. No.
217. When's your last day of school? Not applicable. May 12, 1991. But I took classes after that, too.
218. Are you going to have a wild party? Someday, when I get the apartment to my liking.
219. Are you a constant failure? No, I'm not. What the hell kinda judgemental question is that, anyway?
220. Do you own a pair of sandals? Yep.
221. Do you wear pretty socks? Sometimes. I really don't care, though.
222. Am I done? Halle-fucking-lulah, yes!!!!
