bookofmirrors | If I Were a Rich Man... ;) (ganked from karlita)

if i were a month, i'd be: October
if i were a day of the week I'd be: Wednesday
if i were a time of day, i'd be: dusk
if i were a planet, i'd be: Venus
if i were an animal, i'd be: an eagle
if i were a direction, i'd be: forward
if i were a piece of furniture, i'd be: a papasan
if i were an historical figure, i'd be: the maha... ummm... that famous sneaky hooker double-spy chick
if i were a liquid, i'd be: mercury
if i were a tree, i'd be: a weeping willow
if i were a bird, i'd be: um... an eagle? Can I use that twice?
if i were a tool, i'd be: a chisel
if i were a flower/plant, i'd be a: lilac
if i were a kind of weather, i'd be: warm rain
if i were a mythical creature, i'd be: an irda (does that count?)
if i were a musical instrument, i'd be: a flute
if i were a color, i'd be: indigo
if i were an emotion, i'd be: discovery
if i were a vegetable i'd be: an artichoke
if i were a sound, i'd be: singing
if i were an element, i'd be: a hydrogen ion
if i were a car, i'd be: a (new) Thunderbird
if i were a song, i'd be: The Girl with Clouds in her Head - XTC
if i were a movie, i'd be: Contact
if i were a place, i'd be: the Bermuda Triangle
if i were a broadway play, i'd be: Les Miserables
if i were a show, i'd be: Family Guy
if i were a material, i'd be: brushed silk
if i were a taste, i'd be: amaretto/white chocolate
if i were a scent, i'd be: musk and lilac
if i were a word, i'd be: be
if i were an object, i'd be: one of those lightning glass things like in "Sweet Home Alabama"
if i were a body part, i'd be: fingers
if i were a subject in school, i'd be: psychology
if i were a shape, i'd be: an irregular curvy elliptoid
if i were a number, i'd be: 2 (or 5)