Sometimes There Are No Words...

[bookofmirrors]

I've been meaning to make this post FOREVER. I discovered something a long time ago when I was at Life Grocery in Marietta.

Bible Bars. Nutrition God's Way! Contains the 7 foods of Deuteronomy 8:8. Also, the Bar of Judah.

You think I'm joking, don't you? Try me.

They're even Kosher.

I bought some, of course. I just HAD to.

Y'know what? They're fucking GOOD.

Comments

[acid0philus.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw those once! And didn't because I thought they would be in "poor taste!" Pun intended...

[profundis.livejournal.com]

The Bible Bar is a great way to control hunger pangs while still providing your body with the highest level of biblical nutrition.

aarrgrgrghrrhhH!!!! Why are Xian's so LITERAL?!

[profundis.livejournal.com]

And I wonder which "vine" they add as an ingredient. ick!

[waterfall-sh.livejournal.com]

With 37 carbs per bar (17 from sugar -- specifically, honey and natural fructose) I am more than certain that they taste better than a candy bar.

And to answer Mikey's question, I believe that they're counting Raspberry as the "vine". The three fruits are raspberry, fig, and pomegranate.

I am certain that this did the Jews of Deuteronomy good -- it's effectively a uber-trail mix for hiking and heavy excercize. Great for religion on the go -- nomads unite! :-)