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simplysakka
Aug. 12th, 2006 03:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bookofmirrorsWrite a blog entry with five complete lies about yourself. That is, five things about you that are completely not true. Not even slightly. THEN hide in the entry a 6th line, something that is absolutely TRUE and the first person to guess which one is true wins :) Then tag up to five people you want to turn into compulsive liars too.
(Note: I tried to make this as a poll, but the character limit did me in. I had to come up with elaborate lies, 'cause it was really hard for me to come up with lies at all.... So, just comment on which number you think is the true one.
1. When I was little, a cat bit me hard enough to draw blood. For years, I really didn't like, and was somewhat afraid of, cats.
2. My senior year in college, I thought I had enough credits to take almost no classes, so I didn't. Unfortunately, this resulted in a last minute scramble, in which I had to take a proficiency test in an easy class, to get my last *1* credit hour and graduate!
3. My first husband and I used to play card games as foreplay. Whoever lost (best 3 of 5) went down on the other. (Hey, everyone's a winner!)
4. My somewhat-prudish mother used to always tell me, with a faraway look in her eyes, to marry an Italian. I was too young to have any clue why she would suggest that.
5. A few months ago, driving on 400, I saw some sort of zoo/circus truck thingy, with a really tall trailer - I could just barely see the giraffe inside!
6. When I was in high school, I went to a mall, and there was thing travelling show thing, where they'd let you hold exotic animals and get your picture taken. I got to hold a lion cub and a tiger cub. I still have the pictures!
(Note: I tried to make this as a poll, but the character limit did me in. I had to come up with elaborate lies, 'cause it was really hard for me to come up with lies at all.... So, just comment on which number you think is the true one.
1. When I was little, a cat bit me hard enough to draw blood. For years, I really didn't like, and was somewhat afraid of, cats.
2. My senior year in college, I thought I had enough credits to take almost no classes, so I didn't. Unfortunately, this resulted in a last minute scramble, in which I had to take a proficiency test in an easy class, to get my last *1* credit hour and graduate!
3. My first husband and I used to play card games as foreplay. Whoever lost (best 3 of 5) went down on the other. (Hey, everyone's a winner!)
4. My somewhat-prudish mother used to always tell me, with a faraway look in her eyes, to marry an Italian. I was too young to have any clue why she would suggest that.
5. A few months ago, driving on 400, I saw some sort of zoo/circus truck thingy, with a really tall trailer - I could just barely see the giraffe inside!
6. When I was in high school, I went to a mall, and there was thing travelling show thing, where they'd let you hold exotic animals and get your picture taken. I got to hold a lion cub and a tiger cub. I still have the pictures!
