This Sounds Entirely Too Much Like Me...

My Hippy Pagan Name is Lady Glamourous Perriwinkle Mountain.
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Does it count that I used to have a D&D character who was a gnome illusionist with the buffoon kit? His name was Periwinkle Abacab (yes, after the song - and it just sounded like a gnome name), and his wizard name was Poof. It was my crowing achievement at role-playing, thus determined by me because everyone in the game voted unaminously (except me, who wasn't given a vote) that the character (in quite perfect health at the end of the gaming session, mind you) was inexplicably and irrevocably DEAD.

I suppose that's what one gets for trying to lure the troll under the bridge out by swinging a lasso (his weapon of choice, of course) enticingly over his head, and calling out "Heeeeeeeeere, Trollie Trollie Trollie!!!!!"