| the scar you're most proud of | I don't think I have any scars that I'm proud of... the most significant scar, to me, is the self-inflicted one on my left forearm |
| your favourite condiment | are mushrooms a condiment? |
| if you have freckles | rarely |
| your preferred method of cooking | not... but if I have to, baking |
| what shoes you're wearing | not |
| how many children you have | none |
| the first person you french kissed | Forrest Small, on the bus on the way to school... I think I was 13 |
| your preferred breed of dog | Hmmmm.... I'm fond of Rottweilers and collies, and schnauzers, and ...well... I pretty much like all of 'em, except the yippy kind... which kinda fucks with my schnauzer answer... |
| where you were born | Cincinatti, Ohio |
| what colour underwear you're wearing | not |
| where your keys are right now | upstairs on the hope chest |
| if you have split ends | probably, but I can't find any |
| when you last got laid | yesterday |
| your opinion on airline food | I actually like it... very light... but it's gotten shitty over the years... cheapass Lunchable-type shit |
| what cosmetic surgery you would consider | bariatric |
| best kiddie playground equipment to have sex on | tunnels (yes, from experience) |
| your worst malady | does obesity count? if not, my allergies |
| if your mum loves your dad | yep |
| if you can sing well | so I've been told... |
| what your olympic event would be | blow jobs |
| someone you admire | blckwngdorcl |
| which country would be hardest for you to locate on a map | one I've never heard of |
| the last time you cried | ummm.... yesterday? |
| your most interesting sexual congress location | hmmmm.... outdoors, public park, broad daylight, people around |
| part of the Sunday papers you read first | comics |
| the languages you speak | English, y Espanol, pero solamente un poco |
| the religion you were raised in | Lutheran |
| if you can draw well | not yet |
| your favourite photograph | of me? my bridal shower |
| what you should be doing instead of this | sleeping |
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