From walkingbear

Today was really average
I got out of bed to go play nice with the Christians.

I feel kinda blah, and a little cold.

I'm so fucking horny I could fuck the li'l devil duckies on my monitor. Does this make me a bad person?

Last night I had to get all wet in the shower with a naked man.

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to Bob. Praise Bob!

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you how big your cock is.

I'm having dreams about scat. More later. (Note: I'm not at all turned on by this...)

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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